Tanooki Mario (comfy man in pajamas), and uhhhh…well i don’t really have a Smash main, I like to play all kinds of different styles. Which I guess also fits the question…
But I’ve never played smash. What does that mean? Oh! Oh.
ironically that raises your chances of getting to smash astronomically
Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess
i’m putting you on speed dial
Waluigi for Kart and Mr. Game and Watch for Smash. I have no idea what this says about me.
Everyone thinks u a freak but really u like it old-school
Damn, this is more accurate than horoscopes. You got me.
Damn that’s exactly my setup! Whatever it says about us, in my opinion you got your stuff figured out
Toad and Jigglypuff.
Why u do dis to me?
You’re a kind person and considerate lover. Bit of a drama queen though
MarioKart - Yoshi
Smash Bros - Samus
Mario Party - Monty Mole
It also makes one hell of a Fuck/Marry/Kill
Luigi / Duck Hunt. What the hell does that mean?
there’s a reason the announcer does that very pronounced pause between “Duck” and “Hunt”
Lol
Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense
Kirby for smash
😏
Guess I don’t exist as I don’t play either.
well you exist and you matter to me, so i guess this one doesn’t apply to you
Um, oh, okay?
too forward? sorry, i just like to make sure everyone feels included.
I appreciate the intent, but yeah, when people who don’t know me at all/that well say I matter to them etc I tend to think “how could they when they don’t know me?” I’m not sure if that’s correct or not, but it is how I feel.
Hope you are doing well though, and no real harm done.
Isabelle, just Isabelle
Toad in the streets, Mr. Game and Watch in the sheets.
Koopa Trooper in the streets, Link in the sheets.
(I look like a scumbag, but I will treat you like a princess)
Luigi and Fox
Whoa now save some for the rest of us
Be, uh, careful with that barrel roll.
- Rosalina, teddy bear / sm red wheels
- Lucina
“you think this is cute? wait til you see my sword.”
Just don’t compare mine to Marth’s …
i hear his is only powerful at the tip
Link and Young Link
that is…hm…
Oh…I didn’t even see it until I typed it.
HAHAHAHA King Boo and Kirby. In that order. Annoyingly it works well.
Observers may THINK that you wear the pants in this relationship. But in reality, you are baby.
Shy Guy
Ganondorf
Muy suavamente
Fem but Dom?
Daisy for Kart. Daisy for Smash.
Hi, I’m Daisy.
(Jokes aside, probably the closest thing I have to a main in Smash is Hero)