“Rice is great when you’re hungry and want 2,000 of something”
- Mitch Hedberg
Talking in brackets to say the thing you actually mean is so Autism coded (I do it too)
Pro-tip, a lot of the parenthesis are not as necessary as they seem at first and you can use the content as part of the sentence directly, making it sound more natural. Simply using other punctuation.
Asides feel more natural to me than weaving it in though. As in, it’s also easier for me to understand if someone uses asides.
But typing requires effort…
these —guys— are wonderful
Some krill are basically the same size as a grain of rice though.
Krill and rice dishes when?
Krill is so small that instead of looking like a plate of shrimp, they end up looking like a plate of tartare. Like fishy ground chicken. Some people eat krill. Most don’t.
Idk any more details about human krill consumption.
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