Don’t you just hate it when your tits fall off and take a piece of your heart with 'em?
If my SOs tits fell off, they most certainly would take a piece of my heart with them
This reminds me of a Janis Joplin song.
Put those tits back where they came from or so help me
this is intelligible but not understandable
I suspect they’re just posting about something they made while using it as an opportunity to fuck with friends and family. I might have experience with this.
in a coma from being motorboated too hard
This reminds me of the early 00s, when being “lol so wandom” was cool. The worst one I can remember hearing was my cousin saying (completely out of the blue), “Yeah, and then like a car goes busting through the window and lands in a Hot Pocket…”
I had actually used DALL-E not long ago to try to generate what he was talking about.
If the car was on fire, then that was smart planning because the center of the Hot Pocket is always frozen.
The front fell off
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
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If I get Rolo filled pancakes afterwards that’s just a bonus.
gmod clipping noises
Wait… we’re still into rage bait? I thought we were past that as a collective.
sis almost died
“lol”
Are those Rolos? 👀
There’s other stuff too
Hey, we’ve all been there.
I’d come back for those ngl
i think perhaps she is speaking idiomatically about her sister being in a coma and about her sister’s heart coming apart from a sexual act
