- TonyTonyChopper ( @TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz ) English2•3 hours ago
space contains all of the oxygen
- CeruleanRuin ( @CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world ) English3•2 hours ago
It’s a GOD, stupid. It can do whatever it wants.
- svnipni ( @svnipni@lemy.lol ) English4•4 hours ago
It’s just very angry
- kandoh ( @kandoh@reddthat.com ) English1•54 minutes ago
Because there isn’t enough water to put it out
- NigelFrobisher ( @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) English1•35 minutes ago
Because the Telltubbies perform live human sacrifice at the Winter Solstice to summon a New Sun.
- ryannathans ( @ryannathans@aussie.zone ) English5•5 hours ago
The sun is a government projection you idiots
- shastaxc ( @shasta@lemm.ee ) English2•4 hours ago
I thought only the Republicans projected
- 10_0 ( @10_0@lemmy.ml ) English1•5 hours ago
The hilaries are making it
- Mac ( @Mac@mander.xyz ) English1•5 hours ago
they’re actually was oxygen in space but they used it all as fuel for the stars and since then they’ve been converting them to electric.
secondary fun fact: burning all the oxygen in space as fuel has caused space to heat up and is what’s leading to the imminent “heat death” of the universe.
- Infynis ( @Infynis@midwest.social ) English7•6 hours ago
The sun is actually a sad FAILED star! SMALL! When you look at the stars I look at Big stars strong stars. The sun is Nothing! Crooked Mercury props it up! That’s why Mercury lops so bad now. Sad. The other stars they want toake our sun into one of those shithole stars. BLACK HOLES!! Not me though I love the Sun ask anyone. No one can take care of the sun like me. We’re practically the same color
- IninewCrow ( @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ) English2•6 hours ago
I remember reading once that if the sun was made of entirely wood … it would take about 5,000 years to burn out… which is roughly the same timeline and age given by the Christian Bible.
- Gobbel2000 ( @Gobbel2000@programming.dev ) English7•6 hours ago
Like rocket engines in space, the sun has its own oxidizer tank. Let’s hope it won’t run out anytime soon.
- BurningRiver ( @BurningRiver@beehaw.org ) English4•6 hours ago
I think it’s got about 3-4 billion years left in the tank, if I remember reading correctly. It won’t be humanity’s problem.
- luciole (he/him) ( @luciole@beehaw.org ) English20•8 hours ago
Trick question. The sun is in the sky (daytime) not in space (nighttime)! As we all know, the higher you are, the less there is oxygen. That is because the sun burns most of the oxygen in the sky. Fortunately plants produce oxygen in the daytime faster than the sun burns it. It’s common sense really.
- Nightwatch Admin ( @nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ) English13•7 hours ago
This is solid science. 10/10 would smoke again.
- Nightwatch Admin ( @nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ) English8•7 hours ago
This is to blame on solar panels. Modern ones are very black, i.e. a serious lack of light, creating a photonic imbalance that forces light upwards, where gravitational clustering creates an illusion of a burning spherical object.
If you are in doubt about this, check old photos- there’s no picture of the sun before the invention of solar panels. Same goes for paintings, although really old ones have a sort of symbolic sun-like object, which may be caused by the solar panels on visiting aliens’ starships (ref. Von Dänicken, 1968). - Björn Tantau ( @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ) English12•8 hours ago
Duh, because of fusion of course.
Protons in the sun’s core fuse until they form oxygen and carbon and those burn on the surface.
- lugal ( @lugal@sopuli.xyz ) English2•6 hours ago
So it’s all just a scam?
- Gamma ( @GammaGames@beehaw.org ) English10•8 hours ago
Because the sun is so full of hate that it literally cannot stop burning
- Rentlar ( @Rentlar@lemmy.ca ) English4•5 hours ago
Super Mario Bros. 3 proves this is true.
- Blackout ( @Blackout@fedia.io ) 6•7 hours ago
It’s only desire is to engulf the Earth and kill every living thing on it. One day the sun, one day…