I want to be played by a dog
My life isn’t very interesting, but it’d really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play
basketballa person!:P
You spent the first few years of your life, catching tail and sniffing butt, winning through life on loveable personality alone, and becoming a loyal and devoted partner, spending your sunset years curled up on a nice seat, watching the kids do their thing and getting occasional head pats from strangers for a life well lived and job well done.
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What’s the story, Wishbone?
Ed Sheeran. Specifically because he’s not an actor and would stumble through the movie just like I stumbled through life. All ginger, no plan.
Cannot stand the guy. Pretends to be humble as fuck. Shoots videos of himself being humble as fuck. Turns up in movies to unnecessarily defocus the scene.
Yeah the guy can sing and has a comfortable body, so does my dog.
I’m pretty tall, so the logical choice would be Tom Cruise on 12 inch heels.
Gary Oldman, dude’s a chameleon. I’m sure he could find a way to play a mid 30s SE Asian dude
On the other hand, if you had Will Ferrel play you, but he and everyone is completely unaware that he is SE asian.
I’d take him as a second choice if I couldn’t get Gary. To muddy the waters a bit I’d try to get Ken Watanabe and Shohreh Aghdashloo to play my parents.
Zac Efron.
The girl I was crushing on in high school crushed on him really hard as he appeared in High School Musical. I spent wayyyy too much of my youth trying to emulate Zac Efron as a result. Eventually, that whole style just kinda became my whole style. Seems like a good fit.
Christopher Walken, Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe, and Gary Oldman. All of them.
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk, with a made-up have surgery scene mid-film to explain the change.
They’re both male so I’m assuming you were very ugly and bald at some point but now not quite as ugly and your hairline is …un-receding?
Jk
I’m actually a beautiful woman. They will both have to agree to substantial surgeries before they agree to play me.
I can see cross going for that
Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with
John Malkovich, I don’t know why. I just like him. And I think he would be kind in my portrayal.
Ditto. I think he could bring out the exasperation and pessimism that so much of my life warrants. And the transition to the good parts would be even funnier. “Oh, sorry honey, you’re why I keep going. I should have said that to him.”
With your user name I was expecting another answer (and a pretty cool zombie movie)
I look like a middle-aged Richard Gere, with hair loss. All action on the sides, and nothing on top.
People say I look like Carrie Ann Moss (Trinity) but as a child I had more Lucy Lawless resemblances. So I don’t know, but either case they’ll have to get a tan cause I’m more of a Penelope Cruz skin tone.
For the 5% of my adult life that I’ve had short hair and no beard: Quentin Tarantino. For the rest of my bearded, long-haired adulthood: Steve Burke from Gamers Nexus. But they need to have blue/green eyes and forehead wrinkles.
(Huh. On paper that just sounds like I look like Nick Offerman, but not really.)Adrien Brody.
I’m told, quite often, I look like him. Plus he’s a method actor or whatever do we would get to hang out which might be cool. He seems nice.
Melissa McCarthy, she has a good sense of humor which is great because my life is kind of a joke.
Toni Collette or Kathy Bates both horror queens and monarchs of my heart.