- Monument ( @Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ) English2•44 minutes ago
For the 5% of my adult life that I’ve had short hair and no beard: Quentin Tarantino. For the rest of my bearded, long-haired adulthood: Steve Burke from Gamers Nexus. But they need to have blue/green eyes and forehead wrinkles.
(Huh. On paper that just sounds like I look like Nick Offerman, but not really.) - Nasan ( @Nasan@sopuli.xyz ) 7•6 hours ago
Gary Oldman, dude’s a chameleon. I’m sure he could find a way to play a mid 30s SE Asian dude
- Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) 1•5 hours ago
On the other hand, if you had Will Ferrel play you, but he and everyone is completely unaware that he is SE asian.
- Sir_Kevin ( @Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English1•4 hours ago
If Adam Savage and Russell Brand had a baby, I’d cast that dude to play as me.
- Akasazh ( @Akasazh@feddit.nl ) 1•4 hours ago
Donald Sutherland
- corsicanguppy ( @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ) English1•6 hours ago
For the younger me? Harry Connick Jr, but no singing. In my defence, I was prettier back then. The accent’s perfect. Now me? Bill Murray, I’m sure, if he can fake a HCJ accent.
- Truffle ( @Truffle@lemmy.ml ) 1•6 hours ago
Toni Collette or Kathy Bates both horror queens and monarchs of my heart.
- queermunist she/her ( @queermunist@lemmy.ml ) 23•12 hours ago
I want to be played by a dog
My life isn’t very interesting, but it’d really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
- Asafum ( @Asafum@feddit.nl ) 4•8 hours ago
There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play
basketballa person!:P
- Miles O'Brien ( @SARGE@startrek.website ) English2•10 hours ago
What’s the story, Wishbone?
- Hubi ( @Hubi@feddit.org ) 16•11 hours ago
I’m pretty tall, so the logical choice would be Tom Cruise on 12 inch heels.
- Marin_Rider ( @Marin_Rider@aussie.zone ) 4•9 hours ago
Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with
- BigLime ( @BigLime@lemmy.ml ) English1•7 hours ago
Ronald Reagan, the actor
- viking ( @viking@infosec.pub ) 15•12 hours ago
Ed Sheeran. Specifically because he’s not an actor and would stumble through the movie just like I stumbled through life. All ginger, no plan.
- itsgroundhogdayagain ( @itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ) 1•7 hours ago
I don’t know but yes
- DahGangalang ( @DahGangalang@infosec.pub ) 7•11 hours ago
Zac Efron.
The girl I was crushing on in high school crushed on him really hard as he appeared in High School Musical. I spent wayyyy too much of my youth trying to emulate Zac Efron as a result. Eventually, that whole style just kinda became my whole style. Seems like a good fit.
- Kalkaline ( @Kalkaline@leminal.space ) 2•9 hours ago
I don’t know anyone that has that low of a charisma level. Maybe like some resting bitch face extra.
- bizarroland ( @bizarroland@fedia.io ) 1•8 hours ago
I look like what you would get if Johnny Depp did a fusion merge with Adam Beach.
So either one of them would be fine