- BurningRiver ( @BurningRiver@beehaw.org ) 3•5 hours ago
I’m in the ER. Probably the doctor standing directly in front of me.
- terminal ( @terminal@lemmy.ml ) 1•4 hours ago
Toilet
- SuiXi3D ( @SuiXi3D@fedia.io ) 1•4 hours ago
The manager likely thinks it’s him, but it’s actually all the workers that do the work.
- FrostyTrichs ( @FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz ) English1•3 hours ago
Weed
- Oka ( @Oka@sopuli.xyz ) 2•5 hours ago
I’m in my car.
The car.
- will_a113 ( @will_a113@lemmy.ml ) English1•6 hours ago
Air. Can’t go more than a minute or two without it, and there’s enough to share!
- LainTrain ( @LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 4•6 hours ago
Laptop probably. Linux, tmux, i3, vim, GCC, GDB, Pdb, gplaces, links2, curl, wget, netcat, awk, sed… what more could be needed for happiness?
Kdunno, but it’s preloaded with shittons of tools I don’t even know the use of yet (thanks kali). Excluding that probably my lensatic compass. It’s nice, quite cheap and not magnetically dampened but it does the job.
- WeirdGoesPro ( @WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 2•6 hours ago
Home server.
- 10_0 ( @10_0@lemmy.ml ) 1•6 hours ago
Phone
- jjjalljs ( @jjjalljs@ttrpg.network ) 1•7 hours ago
I’m outside so I’m not sure how to evaluate “the room”. My phone is the most immediate at hand (pun intended) useful thing right now though.
- Kit ( @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 6•9 hours ago
Vibrator.
- Panda ( @Panda@lemmy.today ) 4•8 hours ago
Toilet paper 🧻 Very, very useful.
- Brahvim Bhaktvatsal ( @Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social ) isiZulu1•5 hours ago
You win.
- Rose Thorne(She/Her) ( @NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ) 11•10 hours ago
Depends on the situation.
Currently? 40 pound box of cake mix I’m probably going to launch at my store manager.
- rustyricotta ( @rustyricotta@lemmy.ml ) 2•4 hours ago
Is it the 40 pound box of cake mix that kills? Or is the the person hucking the 40 pound box of cake mix?
- usualsuspect191 ( @usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ) 4•9 hours ago
Me.
- INHALE_VEGETABLES ( @INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone ) 5•9 hours ago
Toilet paper