- ShinkanTrain ( @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ) English95•3 months ago
Ah, a healthy gut fauna
- Gork ( @Gork@lemm.ee ) English38•3 months ago
Now we just need to know how many of these crawl up our bums like the amount of spiders we allegedly eat per year.
- Julian ( @julianh@lemm.ee ) English27•3 months ago
don’t ask about ladybug georg
- Yardy Sardley ( @yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca ) English38•3 months ago
Buddy didn’t sleep tight enough
- jabathekek ( @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ) English5•3 months ago
not enough flared bases
- realitista ( @realitista@lemm.ee ) English3•3 months ago
(⁀ᗢ⁀)
- alcoholicorn ( @alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ) English22•3 months ago
How did it get there?
- deegeese ( @deegeese@sopuli.xyz ) English25•3 months ago
Pretty sure it didn’t survive a trip through stomach acid.
Did you ever find a bug on a vegetable in the market?
🤔
- Dragonstaff ( @Dragonstaff@leminal.space ) English5•3 months ago
Granted, I think a human stomach is more difficult to traverse than a frog, and it’s more likely that it came in the back door. I’m just not willing to rule it out.
- Eiri ( @Eiri@lemmy.ca ) English2•3 months ago
I vote food. There must be some unlikely placement along a meal that allows it to spend minimal time in contact with the acid.
- Kowowow ( @Kowowow@lemmy.ca ) English21•3 months ago
Please let this be a normal field trip
- No_Eponym ( @No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ) English13•3 months ago
At my old school we never entered someone’s rectum without consent.
- Blackout ( @Blackout@fedia.io ) 20•3 months ago
I got spiders living in mine. Keeps the bugs out.
- psud ( @psud@aussie.zone ) English7•3 months ago
🎵He anally inserted a spider to eat the fly; I don’t know why he inserted the fly; perhaps he’ll die🎵
- BeigeAgenda ( @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ) English20•3 months ago
Did they give Lindsay Graham a colonoscopy?
- Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) English5•3 months ago
clutches pearls
- thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) English6•3 months ago
*clenches butthole, clutches pearls, looks back and says “try again my little entomologist,” closes eyuigsxkhb
Oh God! I blinded myself!
- Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) English5•3 months ago
I heard this in his voice.
MEMAW GET THE FIREPLACE TONGS
- jabathekek ( @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ) English4•3 months ago
- Underwaterbob ( @Underwaterbob@lemm.ee ) English18•3 months ago
I think they mean “gastroentomology”.
Tee hee hee.
- ...m... ( @myrrh@ttrpg.network ) English5•3 months ago
…that’s some clever gastroetymology…
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English17•3 months ago
“Geez, Allen. You got a bug up your butt or what?”
- Track_Shovel ( @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ) English6•3 months ago
Gastroenterology FTFY
- exasperation ( @exasperation@lemm.ee ) English18•3 months ago
No sorry this is gastro-entomology.
- Malgas ( @Malgas@beehaw.org ) English11•3 months ago
This conversation is gastro-etymology, BTW.
- Track_Shovel ( @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ) English3•3 months ago
That was the joke I was trying to make but the combination of fat fingers and autocorrect bastardized it
- nossaquesapao ( @nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br ) English3•3 months ago
But what happened to the bug? Found nothing about it in the case report.