- Track_Shovel ( @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ) English3•7 hours ago
Gastroenterology FTFY
- exasperation ( @exasperation@lemm.ee ) English11•6 hours ago
No sorry this is gastro-entomology.
- Malgas ( @Malgas@beehaw.org ) English5•6 hours ago
This conversation is gastro-etymology, BTW.
- Track_Shovel ( @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ) English2•4 hours ago
That was the joke I was trying to make but the combination of fat fingers and autocorrect bastardized it
- Yardy Sardley ( @yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca ) English19•8 hours ago
Buddy didn’t sleep tight enough
- jabathekek ( @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ) English2•3 hours ago
not enough flared bases
- realitista ( @realitista@lemm.ee ) English3•6 hours ago
(⁀ᗢ⁀)
- ShinkanTrain ( @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ) English50•11 hours ago
Ah, a healthy gut fauna
- BeigeAgenda ( @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ) English17•11 hours ago
Did they give Lindsay Graham a colonoscopy?
- jabathekek ( @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ) English3•3 hours ago
- Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) English5•10 hours ago
clutches pearls
- thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) English5•10 hours ago
*clenches butthole, clutches pearls, looks back and says “try again my little entomologist,” closes eyuigsxkhb
Oh God! I blinded myself!
- Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) English4•8 hours ago
I heard this in his voice.
MEMAW GET THE FIREPLACE TONGS
- Gork ( @Gork@lemm.ee ) English28•11 hours ago
Now we just need to know how many of these crawl up our bums like the amount of spiders we allegedly eat per year.
- Julian ( @julianh@lemm.ee ) English21•11 hours ago
don’t ask about ladybug georg
- Kowowow ( @Kowowow@lemmy.ca ) English19•11 hours ago
Please let this be a normal field trip
- No_Eponym ( @No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ) English11•8 hours ago
At my old school we never entered someone’s rectum without consent.
- Blackout ( @Blackout@fedia.io ) 18•11 hours ago
I got spiders living in mine. Keeps the bugs out.
- psud ( @psud@aussie.zone ) English4•4 hours ago
🎵He anally inserted a spider to eat the fly; I don’t know why he inserted the fly; perhaps he’ll die🎵
- alcoholicorn ( @alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ) English20•12 hours ago
How did it get there?
- deegeese ( @deegeese@sopuli.xyz ) English24•12 hours ago
Pretty sure it didn’t survive a trip through stomach acid.
Did you ever find a bug on a vegetable in the market?
🤔
- Eiri ( @Eiri@lemmy.ca ) English2•4 hours ago
I vote food. There must be some unlikely placement along a meal that allows it to spend minimal time in contact with the acid.
- Dragonstaff ( @Dragonstaff@leminal.space ) English5•8 hours ago
Granted, I think a human stomach is more difficult to traverse than a frog, and it’s more likely that it came in the back door. I’m just not willing to rule it out.