- BurningRiver ( @BurningRiver@beehaw.org ) English9•6 hours ago
the bowel is wider than your asshole
imagining a nurse using the word “asshole” to explain it to a regular person is just hilarious to me.
- tacosanonymous ( @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ) English43•11 hours ago
This lady claims to be an expert but doesn’t even mention the poop knife?!
- FearfulSalad ( @FearfulSalad@ttrpg.network ) English34•11 hours ago
The poop knife is irrelevant until and unless one plans to flush, which this question did not ask.
Also, why do you assume the nurse is a lady?
- Flocklesscrow ( @Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ) English9•5 hours ago
“gaping rectum” is distinctly ladylike, no?
- Ilovethebomb ( @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ) English67•13 hours ago
Reddit certainly did have it’s moments, didn’t it?
- Vilian ( @Vilian@lemmy.ca ) English3•5 hours ago
The Kevin history was wild
- 50MYT ( @50MYT@aussie.zone ) English1•7 minutes ago
Yeah Kevin is still one of the all time best to beat.
Also the lazy boat captain.
- Azuth ( @Azuth@lemmy.today ) English31•12 hours ago
I’ll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.
- Kalkaline ( @Kalkaline@leminal.space ) English14•11 hours ago
Was that because of the same reminders over and over, every other thread?
- Darkenfolk ( @Darkenfolk@dormi.zone ) English2•8 hours ago
Impressive that he still managed to break his mom with two broken arms.
- BakerBagel ( @BakerBagel@midwest.social ) English2•8 hours ago
Between that and Colby, you have the full spectrum of Reddit sexual encounters.
- li10 ( @li10@feddit.uk ) English40•13 hours ago
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve had moments of pure despair as I feel like one’s gonna tear me in half.
A real porcelain shatterer.
- Comment105 ( @Comment105@lemm.ee ) English8•11 hours ago
I ended up occasionally chugging about half a liter of water before going, because this started happening.
That seems to actually do something very useful when I think I’ve not had enough water prior, but I don’t actually know the details of how the body moves and uses that water. It intuitively feels like 2-3 minutes should be too short of a time-span to start doing useful work, but it still seems to work.
In general not using piddly little 0.2l glasses and instead keeping a large glass or bottle with me isn’t just helpful, it’s vitally important. I simply can’t get by occasionally drinking small glasses of water. Other than the first day I’d resolve to start drinking more water again, I never went to fill them up enough times to actually get sufficient hydration for my size.
Additionally, I’ve learnt to feel my hydration on my lips, if they’re dry I need a drink. But I am an unreliable, irrational actor. I don’t always pay enough attention, or stay on top of things even if I notice, so I’m likely to resort to desperately chugging water again.
- Mothra ( @Mothra@mander.xyz ) English9•8 hours ago
Chiming behind the lemming who said the water a few minutes prior going won’t do anything. It certainly won’t do absolutely anything no matter how much you drink. Once the bowel absorbs the water, adding more water to your body won’t restore moisture to the stool.
What probably happened in your case is simply peristaltic movement, some people are more sensitive to it. So chugging a generous amount of water stimulates your gut tissues and encourages things to get moving along.
Going back to the water - of course if you stay hydrated and keep things hydrated it will help. But you cannot rehydrate a stool just by drinking.
- state_electrician ( @state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ) English1•11 hours ago
A sound like from a gun, followed by the shattering of porcelain.
- VitabytesDev ( @VitabytesDev@feddit.nl ) English6•9 hours ago
We have finally found The Forbidden Knowledge
- EffortlessEffluvium ( @EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ) English6•11 hours ago
TIL my butthole is a PlayDo’h Fun Factory…
- No_Eponym ( @No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ) English6•12 hours ago
Putting the Shit in ShittyLifeProTips.
- pruwyben ( @pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ) English6•13 hours ago
There’s nothing about that paragraph I didn’t like!
- Tarogar ( @Tarogar@feddit.org ) English6•13 hours ago
Now that’s one shit experiment to figure something specific out.
- laranis ( @laranis@lemmy.zip ) English2•11 hours ago
Excuse me. I have to go take care of something.
- SunlitSorceress ( @SunlitSorceress@lemmy.ml ) English5•13 hours ago
That’s nice, dear.
- Ace! _SL/S ( @AceSLS@ani.social ) English3•12 hours ago
This was very informative