- beefbot ( @beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English7•8 hours ago
God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘
- Hathaway ( @Hathaway@lemmy.zip ) English9•7 hours ago
Did you censor sphincter?
- beefbot ( @beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English1•3 hours ago
Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷♂️😘🎊
- cadekat ( @cadekat@pawb.social ) English2•4 hours ago
And dick?
- beefbot ( @beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English2•3 hours ago
Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there
- cadekat ( @cadekat@pawb.social ) English2•3 hours ago
It’s 2024. It’s rude not to jam your tongue in there!
- NigelFrobisher ( @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) English11•16 hours ago
It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.
- RandomVideos ( @RandomVideos@programming.dev ) English32•21 hours ago
Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English28•20 hours ago
That’s why I’m on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.
- Montagge ( @Montagge@lemmy.zip ) English13•17 hours ago
Thank you for your service
God made our faces for punching, over and over.
- dustycups ( @prex@aussie.zone ) English7•10 hours ago
- whoisearth ( @whoisearth@lemmy.ca ) English2•4 hours ago
What’s this a wild bertstrip?! I’ll allow it lol
- interdimensionalmeme ( @interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ) English3•20 hours ago
I already killed all the bears. I will now kill all thé trees
- Shareni ( @Shareni@programming.dev ) English1•19 hours ago
- _bcron ( @_bcron@midwest.social ) English56•1 day ago
Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!
- AbeilleVegane ( @AbeilleVegane@beehaw.org ) English1•6 hours ago
Such a genuinely good reductio, I’m stealing this!
- PhAzE ( @PhAzE@lemmy.ca ) English2•5 hours ago
Reductio… is that a Harry Potter spell?
- AbeilleVegane ( @AbeilleVegane@beehaw.org ) English1•4 hours ago
Exactly, it’s the fourth forbidden one, it helps with debunking theist views for instance
- style99 ( @style99@lemm.ee ) English35•1 day ago
It’s always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.
- JokeDeity ( @JokeDeity@lemm.ee ) English6•1 day ago
It’s always the religious who ruin everything ever.
- Manmoth ( @Manmoth@lemmy.ml ) English3•18 hours ago
Men and Women are different.
- Noxy ( @noxy@yiffit.net ) English4•18 hours ago
instance checks out
- Match!! ( @match@pawb.social ) English1•15 hours ago
not all men and women
- AVincentInSpace ( @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) English2•17 hours ago
in what way
- Infinite ( @Infinite@lemmy.zip ) English2•17 hours ago
bobs and vagene?
- i_dont_want_to ( @i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English45•1 day ago
I can’t see my ovaries or womb. I guess I’ll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.
- thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) English58•1 day ago
A. Username checks out
B. I can help you figure out your purpose serving men! But before you can walk, you must crawl. First, you’re going to learn how to hunt men. Then how to cook men. Once you’ve mastered these two, you will spend months or years learning how to plate men. Finally, serving men. Then you’ll be ready to start your own menstaurant.- Dyskolos ( @Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ) English16•1 day ago
I would find a menstaurant (nice!) very sexist. I would eat all sexes without discrimination. As long as raised organic and free-range.
- Nougat ( @Nougat@fedia.io ) 10•1 day ago
… menstaurant.
Of note, this is a different kind of business from a menstruant.
- J'Pol ( @jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ) English6•1 day ago
- Empricorn ( @Empricorn@feddit.nl ) English4•1 day ago
If it’s good enough, you might even eventually earn a Menchalin Star for quality!
- flamingo_pinyata ( @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ) English44•1 day ago
FYI If you don’t have any connective tissue between your breasts, ovaries and womb you might have a problem. Your doctor should check you for vitamin deficiency
- socsa ( @socsa@piefed.social ) English4•20 hours ago
No, she has a point. Men have testicles and a penis so perhaps they are simply useless once they have transferred their genetic material to the next generation.
- Dragon "Rider"(drag) ( @dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ) English24•1 day ago
Look at your bodies, men! Muscles, dongs, and beards! Prometheus created you to star in a gay porno!
- anarchrist ( @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English10•1 day ago
That’s actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.
- Asafum ( @Asafum@feddit.nl ) English19•1 day ago
“God created you…”
Ughhh… Find comfort in religion, fine, but let’s not go push your idea of creation and the ramifications of such on others tyvm…
- Lad ( @AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ) English15•1 day ago
Conservatives are weirdos.
- qjkxbmwvz ( @qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ) English14•1 day ago
Same argument against vegetarianism/veganism — we have teeth “designed” or evolved for eating meat, thus we should eat meat.
…we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!
- karl_chungus ( @karl_chungus@lemm.ee ) English10•1 day ago
When rapists can legally decide the mother of their child without her say in it you know shit’s fucked.
- AItoothbrush ( @AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ) English11•1 day ago
Its funny because you could say the same thing about men. Oh look how beautiful life is, all im meant for is delivering dna into a woman… suddenly not so nice is it
- AVincentInSpace ( @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) English2•17 hours ago
you would be shocked at how many women unironically believe that men are perpetually horny and that that is the source of most if not all of society’s ills
- boreengreen ( @boreengreen@lemm.ee ) English12•1 day ago
I think that would appeal to a sizable portion of people.
- anarchrist ( @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English1•1 day ago
I’m pretty sure there’s a Netflix doc about two of those guys.