I’ll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.
- ddh ( @DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org ) English2•10 minutes ago
Having to keep track of that evil snail.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/
- ddh ( @DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org ) English1•12 minutes ago
Being eaten by sea anemones, tuna, sharks, swordfish, sea turtles, penguins, and other jellyfish.
- Nora ( @crazyminner@lemmy.ml ) 3•2 hours ago
Not being able to kill yourself.
- HipsterTenZero ( @HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ) 6•2 hours ago
That old person feeling of no longer being with “it”, and what’s “it” now being strange and scary probably compounds over the centuries.
- z3rOR0ne ( @z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml ) 7•3 hours ago
Given a long enough time frame, the vast majority of an immortal life would be spent buried beneath something or floating in the void of space. Think about it, you outlast planets and stars. When those go dark, but you don’t die…nothing to do but float in space.
You might counter that with, "well yeah, but eventually I’d find other sentient life forms and/or people again.” And sure, maybe, but that wouldn’t last as long as you…and then you’re just alone floating in space again, for the vast majority of your life. The only thing to look forward to, since you will outlast everything, is the end of time itself.
- RBG ( @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ) 2•45 minutes ago
I think there is a clear difference between being immortal and being indestructible. I would think if your planet breaks apart you’d probably die with it being crushed or whatever. Also always unclear if being immortal means you don’t need to breathe air.
- CRUMBGRABBER ( @Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ) English7•3 hours ago
Having to constantly find new hiding places for the blood chalice, and keeping up with all the latest scanning methods so you can develop countermeasures. Your secret is never truly safe.
- vis4valentine ( @vis4valentine@lemmy.ml ) 8•4 hours ago
Knowing the answer to some of history’s biggest mysteries, because you were there, but being unable to speak about them because, 1, that would expose you, 2, nobody would believe you either way because nobody expects you to be THAT old.
Also, it is already frustrating seeing kids being dismissive or denying events that you yourself have lived. Imagine being thousands of years old and seeing so much shit, but those events are rarely retold, forgotten, or straight up denied by conspiracies or future governments that won’t admit their fault on it.
- ShadowRam ( @ShadowRam@fedia.io ) 1•3 hours ago
Read this on the largest number every used in a mathematical proof.
Then ask yourself, if you think you could handle this number in microseconds let alone an eternity
- Octospider ( @Octospider@lemm.ee ) English18•6 hours ago
Depends on the type of immorality. Do you continue to age? If no, what age do you stop? Eventually the universe will die. So what happens to you then?
It might be fun for a while. Maybe even a long while. But that fun will be gone in an instant compared to the trillions and trillions of years you will float in a dark dying universe of nothing.
- shoulderoforion ( @shoulderoforion@fedia.io ) 14•5 hours ago
immortality doesn’t guarantee perpetual health, you’re alive, but so broken and sick you wish you could die, but you can’t
- Dave. ( @dgriffith@aussie.zone ) 4•3 hours ago
“I have no mouth and I must scream” could end up being a plausible way to spend eternity.
- 50MYT ( @50MYT@aussie.zone ) 4•4 hours ago
Yeah this answer.
Imagine being immortal and you get stuck somewhere.
Like in a giant land slide.
- Ioughttamow ( @Ioughttamow@fedia.io ) 5•3 hours ago
Alive, but stuck in nutty putty cave for eternity
- Dr. Wesker ( @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ) English23•6 hours ago
Being asked your birthdate in order to view a game on Steam, and the year dropdown not going back far enough.
- Stepos Venzny ( @SteposVenzny@beehaw.org ) English5•4 hours ago
Either humanity gradually grows to despise you for your ancient morals
or they don’t ever meaningfully surpass where we’re at today.
- Asafum ( @Asafum@feddit.nl ) 3•4 hours ago
Just depression in general. I don’t want to live one lifetime, let alone never being able to die.
If you’re immortal in a body that isn’t broken then that might be a different story, but you’d still grow to love people only to have to lose them and go through that pain over and over.
- Someplaceunknown ( @Someplaceunknown@fedia.io ) 10•5 hours ago
The eventual heat death of the universe would be painful
- davel [he/him] ( @davel@lemmy.ml ) English9•6 hours ago
The Sun will eventually fry all life on Earth and boil off the water & atmosphere. Eventually the Sun will die out completely, leaving you on a cold, dark rock.
- crawancon ( @crawancon@lemm.ee ) 4•4 hours ago
I think I’d have enough time to build a rocket…
- davel [he/him] ( @davel@lemmy.ml ) English5•4 hours ago
You’d have Musk-levels of wealth before long, so maybe.
- viking ( @viking@infosec.pub ) 7•6 hours ago
With no atmosphere and the sun going nova, there’s a chance of the rock getting obliterated. With a nice boost you might fly off to another planet eventually. Might not be inhabited or even inhabitable, but hey.