- jaschen ( @jaschen@lemm.ee ) English5•13 hours ago
Does someone have the rest of the photo set or video… For research.
- Mac ( @Mac@mander.xyz ) English60•1 day ago
I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.
- ouRKaoS ( @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ) English4•22 hours ago
The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.
- I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) English3•10 hours ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat
- fishbone ( @fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English2•9 hours ago
Please understand how small an elevator is, and how big fireball is. Your party is begging you.
- Good_morning ( @Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com ) English2•17 hours ago
I smile casually then turn slightly away from them before sitting down crossed legs facing away, trying to focus on my romantic web comics.
- Zaphod ( @Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de ) English16•1 day ago
Nothing because I’m taking the stairs
- Fleur_ ( @Fleur_@lemm.ee ) English75•2 days ago
Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming
- Damage ( @Damage@feddit.it ) English34•2 days ago
The elevator is actually out of order, she likes hanging in there, but you leave as soon as you see it doesn’t work
- Kusimulkku ( @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ) English10•1 day ago
I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.
- selokichtli ( @selokichtli@lemmy.ml ) English4•23 hours ago
Wouldn’t say anything. I’d think about this song: “I took her to an elevator, I don’t know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there”.
- UltraGiGaGigantic ( @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ) English32•1 day ago
Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.
- butter ( @butter@midwest.social ) English1•16 hours ago
Hey. Some of my best conversations have taken place in an elevator.
But yeah, I’m not worth talking to
- tryptamine ( @tryptamine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English4•1 day ago
“Im sorry, but you are fucking stunning… if I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?” cue cheesy smile
It’s probably not going to get me anywhere but it might make her laugh, or at least not file sexual harassment charges for speaking to her… lol
Don’t do this lol
- tryptamine ( @tryptamine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English4•1 day ago
In reality I would do what most people would and just keep to myself…
Just thought I would add some comedy to the thread 😎
- Zip2 ( @Zip2@feddit.uk ) English1•21 hours ago
“Up or down?”
- Simulation6 ( @Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ) English5•1 day ago
Tip my fedora and say M’Lady
- Rhaedas ( @Rhaedas@fedia.io ) 51•2 days ago
Lady in red. It’s a simulation, no experiment is going to show anything worthwhile.
“Look again.”
looks
“Fuck, I wish you’d stop doing that, Morpheus.”
- Fleur_ ( @Fleur_@lemm.ee ) English30•2 days ago
Second 1: introduce myself
Second 2: Andrew Tate pose
Second 3: obtain phone number
Second 4: go on date
Second 5: head home with them
Second 6: get touchy
Second 7: undress
Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.
- Slovene ( @Slovene@feddit.nl ) English2•23 hours ago
- Emi ( @Emi@ani.social ) English34•2 days ago
Nothing and just awkwardly stare on the floor or wall, like with anyone else.
- callouscomic ( @callouscomic@lemm.ee ) English15•1 day ago
“I can be done in 7.”
- Akasazh ( @Akasazh@feddit.nl ) English2•1 day ago
‘What a nice blouse you have on there’