schizo ( @schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business ) English76•5 months ago“As you can see, the computer clearly indicates I’m the winner of this discussion. Once you’ve talked to the AI and understand your failures, we can talk.”
Sounds like he’s a lot of fun.
bizarroland ( @bizarroland@fedia.io ) 28•5 months agoThe instant somebody releases a chat GPT powered sex doll I bet he’ll be the first person in line with a pre-order.
blakestacey ( @blakestacey@awful.systems ) English62•5 months ago“When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it’s a brutal mog.”
David Gerard ( @dgerard@awful.systems ) English15•5 months ago“brutal mog, sir”
FredFig ( @FredFig@awful.systems ) English57•5 months agoThis is somehow even sadder than “I have depicted you as the wojak”.
“I contracted the least efficient computer possible to depict myself as the chad, therefore I win.”
V0ldek ( @V0ldek@awful.systems ) English54•5 months agoThis is twenty percent logic, ten percent myope
Fifteen percent concentrated power of cope
Five percent incel, fifty percent lame
And a hundred percent reason to forget his name
RandomLegend [He/Him] ( @RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English5•5 months agoI see you’re a person of culture. I like it
froztbyte ( @froztbyte@awful.systems ) English35•5 months agojesus fuck so many parts of this are psychic injury
the account name, the presumption of “oh yeah my opinion is right”, the very nature of this person’s “engagement” (quotes intentional) with conflict, the deference to non-authority (holy fuck how the fuck is it that we have worse than the personal-abdication of christianity (oh right, it’s mcfuckingsaltman’s fault))…
I want to say “some of these people are in desperate need of a hug”, but then as a friend of mine pointed out recently: “maybe if they weren’t all such self-loathing pieces of shit they may actually get a hug”
TerkErJerbs ( @TerkErJerbs@lemm.ee ) English11•5 months agojfc I just noticed the account name 🤦
o7___o7 ( @o7___o7@awful.systems ) English14•5 months agoThe Dao that posts through it on Twitter is not the true dao
TerkErJerbs ( @TerkErJerbs@lemm.ee ) English4•5 months agoLiterally
bitofhope ( @bitofhope@awful.systems ) English32•5 months agoRATIONAL/LOGICAL
You: 80 (superior tactics)
Her: 15 (emotional, reactive)EMOTIONAL REGULATION
You: 70 (cold, intermittent bursts of anger)
Her: 10 (in the middle of a panic attack)VICTIM MENTALITY
You: 0 (the exact opposite of a victim and knows it)
Her: 85 (default mode of victimhood)CONFLICT HANDLING
You: 100 (extremely direct)
Her: 30 (focusses on past, but quick to refocuss priorities)HIT POINTS
You: 100 (full health)
Her: 15 (bleeding out from a gunshot wound, about to pass out) beefbot ( @beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English31•5 months agoIt’s weird he didn’t say “female” instead of “girl”. Are they finally learning that that one’s a giveaway & women avoid them because of it?
Honytawk ( @Honytawk@lemmy.zip ) English15•5 months agoAI told him not to use that word
Soyweiser ( @Soyweiser@awful.systems ) English4•5 months agoImagine how mad they would get if the chatbot actually told him this. “Woke!”
Mike ( @mpk@awful.systems ) English13•5 months agoHe’s on the hunt for that one special female who’s really, really into Ferengi.
watersnipje ( @watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English12•5 months agoStill called her a girl though. Unless he’s really dating someone underage. I guess he might be.
Coskii ( @Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English30•5 months agoAh the obvious telltale sign of AI writing, the misspelling of focuses. Gets em every time.
And now I’ve learned that focusses is a thing in places. placces. placesses.
o7___o7 ( @o7___o7@awful.systems ) English28•5 months agoself-dodging bullet
swlabr ( @swlabr@awful.systems ) English28•5 months agoMen will do anything except go to therapy
TerkErJerbs ( @TerkErJerbs@lemm.ee ) English25•5 months agoClassy. It’s funny they’re trying to “reach AGI” with all this shit but they code the bots with the equivalent of Jordan Peterson’s take on how emotionality is a sickness. Well plaid (SIC).
froztbyte ( @froztbyte@awful.systems ) English15•5 months agoalways remember that the “B” in “Jordan B Peterson” is for “Benzos”
V0ldek ( @V0ldek@awful.systems ) English9•5 months agoI thought it was lo🅱️sters
JFranek ( @JFranek@awful.systems ) English7•5 months agoI thought it was for Bozo
veganes_hack ( @veganes_hack@feddit.org ) English7•5 months agoi thought it was for “Balthazar”
maol ( @maol@awful.systems ) English23•5 months agoShe’s entitled to a “default mode of victimhood”! She is your victim!
istewart ( @istewart@awful.systems ) English21•5 months agoHow interesting, a volcel who only thinks he’s an incel. Many such cases
wizardbeard ( @wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English17•5 months agoSounds like a wonderful opportunity to use this douchebag’s creds to rack up ridiculous charges on his OpenAI account then ghost him.
TerkErJerbs ( @TerkErJerbs@lemm.ee ) English17•5 months agoI just read something the other day that a single query like this one burns enough electricity to charge an iPhone 100 times or whatever the hell. It sounds like hyperbole but I think that number is close.
This is how humankind ends. A guy asking a fucking computer to validate his insecurity infinite times. This is how ai ultimately destroys us.
blakestacey ( @blakestacey@awful.systems ) English15•5 months ago“Your mother was volatile with poor control last night, Trebek!”