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sc_griffith ( sc_griffith@awful.systems )  to TechTakes@awful.systemsEnglish · 2 years ago

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a stunning self own

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sc_griffith ( sc_griffith@awful.systems )  to TechTakes@awful.systemsEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • schizo ( schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business ) 
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    “As you can see, the computer clearly indicates I’m the winner of this discussion. Once you’ve talked to the AI and understand your failures, we can talk.”

    Sounds like he’s a lot of fun.

    • bizarroland ( bizarroland@fedia.io ) 
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      The instant somebody releases a chat GPT powered sex doll I bet he’ll be the first person in line with a pre-order.

  • blakestacey ( blakestacey@awful.systems ) 
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    “When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it’s a brutal mog.”

    • David Gerard ( dgerard@awful.systems ) 
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      “brutal mog, sir”

  • FredFig ( FredFig@awful.systems ) 
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    This is somehow even sadder than “I have depicted you as the wojak”.

    “I contracted the least efficient computer possible to depict myself as the chad, therefore I win.”

  • V0ldek ( V0ldek@awful.systems ) 
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    This is twenty percent logic, ten percent myope

    Fifteen percent concentrated power of cope

    Five percent incel, fifty percent lame

    And a hundred percent reason to forget his name

    • RandomLegend [He/Him] ( RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      I see you’re a person of culture. I like it

  • froztbyte ( froztbyte@awful.systems ) 
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    jesus fuck so many parts of this are psychic injury

    the account name, the presumption of “oh yeah my opinion is right”, the very nature of this person’s “engagement” (quotes intentional) with conflict, the deference to non-authority (holy fuck how the fuck is it that we have worse than the personal-abdication of christianity (oh right, it’s mcfuckingsaltman’s fault))…

    I want to say “some of these people are in desperate need of a hug”, but then as a friend of mine pointed out recently: “maybe if they weren’t all such self-loathing pieces of shit they may actually get a hug”

    • TerkErJerbs ( TerkErJerbs@lemm.ee ) 
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      jfc I just noticed the account name 🤦

      • o7___o7 ( o7___o7@awful.systems ) 
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        The Dao that posts through it on Twitter is not the true dao

        • TerkErJerbs ( TerkErJerbs@lemm.ee ) 
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          Literally

  • bitofhope ( bitofhope@awful.systems ) 
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    RATIONAL/LOGICAL
    You: 80 (superior tactics)
    Her: 15 (emotional, reactive)

    EMOTIONAL REGULATION
    You: 70 (cold, intermittent bursts of anger)
    Her: 10 (in the middle of a panic attack)

    VICTIM MENTALITY
    You: 0 (the exact opposite of a victim and knows it)
    Her: 85 (default mode of victimhood)

    CONFLICT HANDLING
    You: 100 (extremely direct)
    Her: 30 (focusses on past, but quick to refocuss priorities)

    HIT POINTS
    You: 100 (full health)
    Her: 15 (bleeding out from a gunshot wound, about to pass out)

  • beefbot ( beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    It’s weird he didn’t say “female” instead of “girl”. Are they finally learning that that one’s a giveaway & women avoid them because of it?

    • Honytawk ( Honytawk@lemmy.zip ) 
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      AI told him not to use that word

      • Soyweiser ( Soyweiser@awful.systems ) 
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        Imagine how mad they would get if the chatbot actually told him this. “Woke!”

    • Mike ( mpk@awful.systems ) 
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      He’s on the hunt for that one special female who’s really, really into Ferengi.

    • watersnipje ( watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      Still called her a girl though. Unless he’s really dating someone underage. I guess he might be.

  • Coskii ( Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    Ah the obvious telltale sign of AI writing, the misspelling of focuses. Gets em every time.

    And now I’ve learned that focusses is a thing in places. placces. placesses.

  • o7___o7 ( o7___o7@awful.systems ) 
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    self-dodging bullet

  • swlabr ( swlabr@awful.systems ) 
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    Men will do anything except go to therapy

  • TerkErJerbs ( TerkErJerbs@lemm.ee ) 
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    Classy. It’s funny they’re trying to “reach AGI” with all this shit but they code the bots with the equivalent of Jordan Peterson’s take on how emotionality is a sickness. Well plaid (SIC).

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      always remember that the “B” in “Jordan B Peterson” is for “Benzos”

      • V0ldek ( V0ldek@awful.systems ) 
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        I thought it was lo🅱️sters

      • JFranek ( JFranek@awful.systems ) 
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        I thought it was for Bozo

      • veganes_hack ( veganes_hack@feddit.org ) 
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        i thought it was for “Balthazar”

  • maol ( maol@awful.systems ) 
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    She’s entitled to a “default mode of victimhood”! She is your victim!

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    How interesting, a volcel who only thinks he’s an incel. Many such cases

  • wizardbeard ( wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Sounds like a wonderful opportunity to use this douchebag’s creds to rack up ridiculous charges on his OpenAI account then ghost him.

    • TerkErJerbs ( TerkErJerbs@lemm.ee ) 
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      I just read something the other day that a single query like this one burns enough electricity to charge an iPhone 100 times or whatever the hell. It sounds like hyperbole but I think that number is close.

      This is how humankind ends. A guy asking a fucking computer to validate his insecurity infinite times. This is how ai ultimately destroys us.

  • blakestacey ( blakestacey@awful.systems ) 
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    “Your mother was volatile with poor control last night, Trebek!”

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