For me it would be candy corn, or dots.
How about circus peanuts?
The first bite of circus peanuts tastes to me like an alien artificial intelligence had to create a sugary treat and only had petroleum by-products to make it with.
The second bite taste like accepting your fate.
Wait… Is it always the same circus or a brand named circus? What are circus peanuts?
Edit: Nope found it. WTF? Do they taste like peanuts?
Do they taste like peanuts?
No. They taste like chewy sugar rubber goo. Idk how to properly describe it, but I haven’t eaten them since childhood.
They taste like candied styrofoam to me
Candied Styrofoam is a good description.
Stock cubes
Joke’s on you, I loved munching on those as a kid, they’re basically savory candy!
Well to be fair i did tried once but noped out.
My aunt used to get the jello concentrate cubes. They were like intense jelly candy.
(For anyone who has not heard of them: they were in a box, like segmented chocolate bar. But super concentrated jello base. You would tear off 2-3 cubes and add hot water, then let it set. Or as a kid tear off a cube and munch on it.)
Bouillon Cubes
Me knew it was a bouillon spoon
WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS SLANDER
This is so wrong! Love sucking on them Whoppers
What you do is you let them dissolve in your mouth, do that and they turn into at least an A tier candy trust
Toxic Waste
What are whoppers?
Thin chocolate coating on the outside, crunchy malted milk on the inside that will sort of melt in your mouth if you can resist chewing it. They are delicious and used to always come in a paper carton.
Lol, you’re something else, candy corn?? That stuff is vile.
The worst I can say about dots is they’re just sugar, albeit glued to paper.
Will you come organize my candy bowl this year? 😆
Jell-O cubes. Unpackaged.
M&M’s, Reese’s, skittles
All in the same bowl
With or without the brown ones?
Good & Plenty and Mike and Ikes.
Gotta go with the good ol’ “Spike & Ike’s” where you mix in some Extra Hot Tamales.
Those licorice flavored taffy candies that are in a black and orange wrapper.
They are fucking gross as is most anise flavored things but their stickiness makes them worse than other things.
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