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ZeroCool ( ZeroCool@slrpnk.net )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs

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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs

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ZeroCool ( ZeroCool@slrpnk.net )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a new bill that bans the word “gay” from being used in any Christmas songs past or present, sources confirmed.
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  • PhAzE ( PhAzE@lemmy.ca ) 
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    The Flinstones theme safe?

    • ZeroCool ( ZeroCool@slrpnk.net ) OP
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      Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!

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        Technically, the power source for his vehicle does have an exhaust port that occasionally puts out methane gas.

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    This onion tastes particularly oniony.

  • MonkderVierte ( MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Oh, wait, that’s The Onion.

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    He signed the bill because every time he hears the word ‘gay’, he thinks about shoving some D in his mouth. nom nom nom slurp slurp

  • Xerxos ( Xerxos@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Yes, they should replace them with the word ‘homosexual’ to be more modern 😉

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    Ok, I didn’t read the Community title and thought it was real. Because I trust him to do something like this. Or at least try it.

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      I was about to find the gayest apparel I could in reaction.

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    What’s even the point of celebrating if the yuletide isn’t gay

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    Conservatives, you have fucked up, because I didn’t even get surprised by this, it really just seemed like something you guys would do these days.

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    How many Christmas songs are there that contain the word “gay”? I can’t think of any?

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      deck the halls

    • Queen HawlSera ( HawlSera@lemm.ee ) 
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      Make the yueltide gay

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    “Don we now, our happy apparial!”

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