imagine going to jail because you just couldn’t stand the thought of not having the “best goat,” whatever the fuck that means. and no, if you know what that means, don’t tell me–i refuse to have that information wasting space in my brain
“best goat”
Goat Of All Time
Vanlandingham confessed to police that she deliberately poisoned the goat because she believed the animal’s owner was “a cheater”
How do you even cheat with a goat? The whole thing is ridiculous.
being in america, it’s apparent that there are a large number of people (especially in red states) for whom part of the strategy is to accuse everyone else of cheating, all the time, no matter what.
Steroids, perhaps? Do they judge how hard a goat can headbutt things? I don’t friggin’ know. Never mind.
How do you even cheat with a goat?
Poisoning the opposition goats, I think
I severely hope the best goat is the one that commits the most crimes at the fair.
Tell me you never attended a rural high school
They have merch
just as absurd as all the other bullshit animal contests that judge “contestants” based on completely arbitrary physical characteristics which lead to severely inbred, sick, miserable animals
people are so fucking stupid
Why do I find out about these things just after Christmas? Birthday it is, then!
One time, we all got hauled out to someone’s farm, for ag class, to watch pigs get castrated. A student was handling all the procedures until they got to the the likely prize show pig another student owned. The teachers husband took over and preformed the procedure. That likely prize pig, and only that pig, died that day. Rumor had it, that he purposefully botched the procedure so his own kid could win.
Im just sitting here wondering why this is making the rounds, except for this girl got caught. This is the par for the course and happens more often than one would think.
the average american has essentially zero regard for the well-being of non-human animals, this is not surprising in the least.
“offbeat” ?
A planned murder by a rival at a goat competition is not offbeat enough?
I thought you said off bleat!
As you do…
the internet is deluged by news stories so please be careful with what you read about this. reports from the victim (girl)'s mother indicate the alleged killer was 2 years older than, and not friends with, the victim. it sounds like rivalry to me.
Is there a point to your comment…? It’s only pretty rivalry, so let the sociopath walk? Is that what you’re saying?
which of your questions do you want me to answer
Let’s start with all.
no
How enlightening. Really stick to your guns, dontcha?
I don’t have time to respond to speculation and I don’t match energy with fools
sorry
happy new year
I don’t have time to respond
The pile of response you’ve left after saying this proves that was a lie.
and I don’t match energy with fools
pats head Sure. They outwit you constantly.
I can’t help but notice it says all that in the headline
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it sounds like rivalry to me
No shit? Like that wasn’t patently obvious?
What point are you trying to make? This girl is a psychopath.
Read my original comment - that’s the point I’m trying to make
Your original comment is unclear or unnecessary, I think that’s why people are confused.
Are you confused about the point I was making?
I don’t think any of the folks who responded are; it’s mostly angry noise from people who need to share an opinion but haven’t researched any current events sufficiently to provide one. It’s what I call “dogpiling” where they jump into a discussion which starts with critique even if they don’t agree with (or understand) it because the act of sharing their opinion is more important than learning anything. Your comment is similar, but I’m sure you can see that now. :)
Anyway, I won’t waste any more time educating you folks. My point is the first sentence of my original comment. If reading comprehension is the issue here maybe you could reach out to your educational institution for a refund, assuming you paid for it.
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What is wrong with you?
Elaborate?
The headline already did.
You’ve neatly demonstrated exactly what I was talking about; dogpiling, lack of understanding about the issue, and a need to share an opinion without contributing anything to the discussion or your inadequate education. I’m sorry but I’m out of volunteer hours and you can’t afford my rate. Have a day. 🫱
Sorry. Using words and sentences doesn’t help grow your knowledge maybe repeated “memes” will?
“Offbleat”
Lol that’s funney