Hubi ( Hubi@feddit.org ) to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 years agoTexas teenager accused of using poison to kill rival’s competition show goatwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1111
arrow-up1111external-linkTexas teenager accused of using poison to kill rival’s competition show goatwww.theguardian.comHubi ( Hubi@feddit.org ) to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square38linkfedilink
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minus-squareHubi ( Hubi@feddit.org ) OPlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 years ago Vanlandingham confessed to police that she deliberately poisoned the goat because she believed the animal’s owner was “a cheater” How do you even cheat with a goat? The whole thing is ridiculous.
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minus-squaremagnetosphere ( magnetosphere@fedia.io ) linkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoSteroids, perhaps? Do they judge how hard a goat can headbutt things? I don’t friggin’ know. Never mind.
minus-squaresynae[he/him] ( synae@lemmy.sdf.org ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years ago How do you even cheat with a goat? Poisoning the opposition goats, I think
minus-squarepeto (he/him) ( peto@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoI severely hope the best goat is the one that commits the most crimes at the fair.
minus-squareSteve ( Steve@startrek.website ) linkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoTell me you never attended a rural high school
minus-squareprotist ( protist@mander.xyz ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agohttps://showgoatlife.com/ They have merch
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minus-squaremagnetosphere ( magnetosphere@fedia.io ) linkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoWhy do I find out about these things just after Christmas? Birthday it is, then!
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“best goat”
Goat Of All Time
How do you even cheat with a goat? The whole thing is ridiculous.
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Steroids, perhaps? Do they judge how hard a goat can headbutt things? I don’t friggin’ know. Never mind.
Poisoning the opposition goats, I think
I severely hope the best goat is the one that commits the most crimes at the fair.
Tell me you never attended a rural high school
https://showgoatlife.com/
They have merch
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Why do I find out about these things just after Christmas? Birthday it is, then!