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Make a beeline for the location of a billionaire CEO.
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Procrastinate while doom scrolling
Run command
/gamemode 1
Research life insurance policies, transfer my clients to other providers, and move everything important into my partner’s name (car title, utilities, etc) and create a list of all my passwords and such for her.
Just covering all the logistics would probably take most of the day, and I’d wanna clean and organize all my stuff/our apartment so she’s not stuck with that too.
I’d probably try to get about an hour on the phone with each of my immediate family members while I clean and organize.
Hopefully I’d have a few hours left to spend with my partner in the evening, which I imagine we’d mostly spend crying together
Also I’d max out my credit cards on online orders for stuff for my partner, friends, and family
This is the most responsible one so far.
Honor Luigi.
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A good number of people would die at my hands. Too many bad actors wrecking people I love lives to be left alone if I can give a good use to my final hour.
The same exact thing I’m gonna do without that knowledge.
Enjoy the day together with my wife.At this point I’ve already long since been dead inside, so it’s well past time that my body finally joined my spirit. At least I’d go out happier knowing that I wouldn’t actually have to live through the second coming of Repugnican-induced hell - a.k.a. “this time we’re gonna hit the ground running and do our damnedest to thoroughly destroy what’s left of the country in under four years.”
Go blow myself up at some politician
Where do you get the bomb?
Ita not that hard to make one, it’s p simple
I’d probably do a bunch of MDMA and just head to the beach or somewhere in nature and have a blast.
I haven’t done drugs in over a decade and probably won’t ever get back into them, but man if I knew I only had 24 hours left I’d be back in a heartbeat.
Joe
Joe mama
Joever
Make sure my wife is on top of our finances as possible and figure out and start disability paperwork and direction for her to take to try and survive.
Probably hire someone to help me throw out all my shit. My family have hoarding issues and a death in the family is the exact sort of thing that would make them relapse, like keeping random old receipts I forgot to throw out. I’d have to throw out everything or I’d die pissed off about it.
Other than that, grab some fakey corporate moonshine and sit by the lake. Try to be home before I die so my cat can see my body and know what happened.
Your cat is going to eat your face after you die.
Well I ain’t using it.
Would I know it’s my last day? If so, skip work and take a nap. If not, work then take a nap.
