Physical leap, startled, or time travel?

Literally this afternoon I jumped as high as I could to see if I could touch the ceiling. I could not.

Right now because I read this. And then I realised that I jumped a few days ago because my partner and I were talking about our floorboards, and by pure chance I jumped in the same place and it triggered that memory. But I wouldn’t have remembered it if I hadn’t read this and jumped now.

April. Broke my foot. Sucks, man.

Does bounding up the stairs count? I definitely get air and I do it almost every time I go up stairs. I average about 20 flights of stairs a day.

Car wouldn’t start.

down a few steps earlier. yes, i live dangerously.

Yesterday! At a concert. A LOT

Last time I went down the stairs at my apartment complex. Accidentally started going down on the wrong foot and wouldn’t land on the correct foot when I got off the stairs, so I jumped the last couple. Long story short, in my case it’s an autism thing more than any actual issue, so that is why I jumped.

Visiting a buddy’s crossfit gym. He’s since left that gym so I imagine I’ll never jump again.

I don’t quite remember, but sort of like… 8 hours ago while traveling go work in a company bus.

The driver was going quite fast and didn’t notice a speed bump. Shortly, he became a pilot.

Ah fuck it, lets simplify it. 5 seconds ago. There you go.

3 weeks ago and I hurt myself. I’m not a kid anymore.

Yesterday. My kids and I like to imitate awkward game/MMO character movements so there’s a lot of random jumping.

I went to year 1194 and saw some Turkish guys arguing about some grey men. Later Time Interference and Time Travel Society (TITTS) seized my travel card.

Oh, I call it leaping. Quantum leap. It’s been almost 10 years. Decided to settle down and live out this life.