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HM King Charles III DG FD ( Flax_vert@feddit.uk )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S.

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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S.

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HM King Charles III DG FD ( Flax_vert@feddit.uk )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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U.S. — Patriotic Americans coast to coast raised a collective cheer today after hearing news that conservatism itself had been saved as a Muslim sex trafficker had been safely and triumphantly brought back to the U.S.
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  • nothingcorporate ( nothingcorporate@lemmy.today ) 
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    • conditional_soup ( conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) 
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      Perfect! This is perfection, nobody will ever make a better use of this meme format!

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      https://imgflip.com/i/9lwna9

  • WatDabney ( WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Is there any one quality that more of the people surrounding Trump share than being serial sex abusers?

    I can’t think of one.

  • /home/pineapplelover ( pineapplelover@lemm.ee ) 
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    Watch the tate brothers become members of Trump’s cabinet

    • goferking (he/him) ( goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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      I thought that’s why he got them out/they came over here

  • morrowind ( morrowind@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Did something change with the babylon bee? Sudden surge of actually decent content all of a sudden

    • HM King Charles III DG FD ( Flax_vert@feddit.uk ) OP
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      Right wingers are starting to act non/anti-christian more prominently from power, it seems. So Babylon bee has material from the right to make fun of. Or maybe not, it kind of always existed, now thinking.

      • conditional_soup ( conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) 
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        Idk, I always felt that there was a conservative slant to the bee. It’s never there 100% of the time, but it’s kinda like if the Onion was written by a bunch of bootlickers.

  • ComradeSharkfucker ( sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ) 
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    No way he is muslim. Tf?

    • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ  ( MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      I mean look at all the fake-ass christians infecting the world, is it so hard to believe that there are plenty of fake-ass muslims too? I was friends with a Palestinian/Jordanian guy and he told me it was commonplace in Jordan to have a group of men drinking tea at a cafe, except the tea pot was full of liquor. I don’t know if it was meant to hide it from other people, hide it from god, or both.

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        I mean. The only place to get alcohol past midnight in the Canadian town I grew up in was an all night tea house. But we were just trying to hide it from the cops.

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        He converted I believe before the arrest if I recall properly. But yeah, it’s quite ironic.

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      Maybe Christianity wasn’t misogynistic enough?

      • HM King Charles III DG FD ( Flax_vert@feddit.uk ) OP
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        “too weak”

  • RedSnt ♾️🦋♂️👓🖥️🐧 ( RedSnt@feddit.dk ) 
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    I’m not sure if it’s widely known, but Tate started a political party in the UK called “BRUV” (“Britain Restoring Underlying Values”). The manifesto is all AI generated garbage. I’m unsure how that’ll turn out as a refugee fleeing European justice.

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    Perhaps Trump needs someone new to replace Epstein.

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