What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
I would guess 200,000.
Average Health Insurance CEO
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Hitler.
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Cranberry.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?
I don’t know any.
I am irrationally angry.
I’m pregnant and it’s yours. :( What do you want me to do?
Crush it.
…oh
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
ಠ_ಠ
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
Yes.
Brutal
Why do you throw litter out of your car?
Why not?
God fucking dammit.
How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
What’s your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?
Seems confusing.
Damn, I don’t even need to edit to make you look bad.
I’m not american.
if you had to choose between solving world hunger or pizza, what would you choose?
Pizza
What are the three things you would never do, even for money?
- Kill someone
- become on of those right wing grifters
- Become a “cancelled” stand up comedian.
What style do you murder your victims in?
Vanilla.
What’s your favourite pizza topping?
Also garry the snail.
I wonder what’s worse :(
Spongebob.
How did you support essential workers during the pandemic?
Typed a lemmy comment.
This is the worst one so far
That’s because I haven’t thought of something yet.
Oh I meant that as “this makes OP look the worst”
oh lol xDShould I change it back? :>
I just found out I have tuberculosis and that I will probably die within a year.
Pretty good ngl.