• KanadrAllegria ( KanadrAllegria@lemmy.ca ) English
    6·
    2 years ago

    Morning:

    • Snooze my alarm at least 3 times.
    • Finally wake up, check for notifications and end up scrolling for 15 minutes.
    • try to get out of bed but instead snuggle my dog for as long as possible or until she needs to be let outside.
    • drink whatever water I have leftover on my bedside table
    • get up finally, pee, brush my teeth, wash my face, put on deodorant, do my hair & get dressed
    • make a coffee
    • leave for work. (If I don’t work, skip steps one and two, and postpone some of step 4 for later)

    Evening:

    • pour a glass of water for the middle of the night when I get thirsty.
    • let the dog out to pee.
    • go pee, brush my teeth, wash my face, get undressed.
    • grab a handful of kibbles and give my dog brushes while giving her snacks.
    • put in lip balm and hand lotion.
    • play all the wordle games before midnight
    • scroll for a while until I decide I’m tired.
    • turn off the light.
    • put on an audiobook for 15 minutes and hope I’m asleep before then.
  • Fleppensteyn ( Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl ) 
    3·
    2 years ago

    Morning:

    Make a coffee, grab a yogurt, back to bed to eat and drink. Get up, get dressed. Turn on laptop. Lie down in bed with laptop. Coffee and a cigaret on the balcony.

    Evening:

    Brush my teeth. Undress. Lie down. Watch a show/movie. (Try to) sleep.

  • Alice ( Alice@beehaw.org ) 
    3·
    2 years ago

    Morning:

    • 5am: wake up in my gym clothes
    • 5:05: drink my pre-workout and scroll for a minute
    • 5:15: sit down to put shoes on. Cat gets on my lap

    This is where morning turns into a choose your own adventure game!

    • 5:15: sat cat on floor and go to the gym
    • 5:30: weight training
    • 7:00: shower
    • 7:20: breakfast
    • 8:00: work

    OR

    • 5:15: give kitty five minutes, she deserves it
    • 5:30: realize I’m running late but now I’m in the middle of some stupid task on my phone
    • 6:00: I’m not going to get a full workout in anyway, I’m just going to eat breakfast now and go to the gym after work
    • 7:30: time to go to work! oh no I’m still in my gym clothes
    • 7:40: time to go to work!
    • 7:50: oh god I forgot about the school zone
    • 8:05: I want to die and take everyone on this highway with me

    Night

    • what the fuck
    • uhhhhh
    • somehow falls asleep two hours later than planned in a spot other than my bed

    But if you tell people “I wake up at 5am to work out”, they automatically assume you have your shit together. 😎