- cross-posted to:
- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
limer ( @limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English56•4 days agoI don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!
mmddmm ( @mmddmm@lemm.ee ) English15•4 days agoThat’s just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it’s hanging from the ceiling!
(And just because I couldn’t make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)
limer ( @limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English5•4 days agoI was just joking also, the only reason I did not put the sarcasm tag was I had an iOS keyboard. Still not sure where that button is, someone said it’s next to the “any” key.
mmddmm ( @mmddmm@lemm.ee ) English6•4 days agoOh, your joke was obvious enough.
I think nobody believes on a giant turtle nowadays… I mean, it’s hard to be certain, but I think a group like that would be famous.
limer ( @limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English3•4 days agoYes ! Indeed
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) English1•4 days agoThe turtle moves!
Nicht BurningTurtle ( @nichtburningturtle@feddit.org ) English9•4 days agoThis is what happens, when global warming lights the turtle on fire.
Gamma ( @GammaGames@beehaw.org ) English1•4 days agoYour friend the Turtle… He died a few years ago. The old idiot puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two. Very sad, don’t you think? But also quite bizarre.
lugal ( @lugal@sopuli.xyz ) English29•4 days agoI’m so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don’t worry. I’m not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.
perishthethought ( @perishthethought@lemm.ee ) English6•4 days agoWait what’s this? Europeans are supposed to always say derogatory things about Americans. ;)
jabathekek ( @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ) English25•4 days agoHappens literally everyday. Wth are the devs doing?
DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ) English16•4 days agoThey’re lucky my ritual sacrifice works to make it rise again I’ll tell you that
jabathekek ( @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ) English6•4 days agoDID I HEAR A BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) English2•4 days agoSKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Sibshops ( @Sibshops@lemm.ee ) English18•4 days agoAnd I still have to go to work tomorrow. SMH
synae[he/him] ( @synae@lemmy.sdf.org ) English15•4 days agoNot again!
Hikuro-93 ( @hikuro93@lemmy.ca ) English5•4 days agoLord protect us all from the darkness within the darkness. Thoughts and prayers! 🙏
jabathekek ( @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ) English3•4 days agoThots and nyas? Hell yeah!
rumba ( @rumba@lemmy.zip ) English2•4 days agoFuck and I thought it was just the new administration…
Geodad ( @Geodad@lemm.ee ) English1•3 days agoThat is technically true, which is the best kind of true.
Asafum ( @Asafum@feddit.nl ) English4•4 days agoThank God South America will be ok at least!
RedSnt 👓♂️🖥️ ( @RedSnt@feddit.dk ) English1•4 days agoThe sun truly is setting in the west.