hello. I have no useful life skills, but I am very good at sucking dick, and my ass is about a meter in circumference. If you want to take on the responsibility of owning a femboy, hit me up.
about a meter
Speaking metric already? This one has promising submissve qualities for you euro tops.
Unfortunately not given the spelling of metre :(
oh no! I’ll do better, I wasn’t aware!
Which way are you measuring? Is this just cheek, or hips or what
it’s my hip measurement.
You don’t even need to be beautiful. I just want someone to hold me while I cry myself to sleep.
I’ll hold you but no crying >:(
No deal!
Your loss :)
:'-(
Americans: sell your ring finger to immigrants ♥️
At this point I’ll happily take any finger, or even a toe.
Beautiful? Maybe. But I can guarantee that I can be a autistic and very clingy transfem gf with big boobs and masisve thighs
you had me at big boobs and thighs
Is Sweden an acceptable destination? I’m a bi-bear living with a bi-witch who has consented to a nonsexual-relationship twink living on our farm, but she would definitely prefer a big thighed woman instead
I’m not a twink but these thighs don’t lie. When do I buy my plane ticket?
Closest airport is Kallax (IATA: LLA, ICAO: ESPA), just let us know when you get here and we’ll pick you up
50/50 shot of living on a farm or getting axe murdered.
I’ll take those odds. Brt.Well, we don’t own pigs and the goats, bunnies and horses aren’t as good at getting rid of bodies so it’s probably 70-30 in favor of life :)
Sweden works :3
You are most welcome
Omg. What are their names?
Horse is Vilda and the goat is Baphomet :) Baphomet is due for a kid any day now!
Don’t fall for it!
They put banana on pizza. It’s not a safe place.
Wait until you tried pizza with chicken, banana, curry powder, sour cream and peanuts. It’s heaven
:0
Had me at autistic and clingy too bad I’m stuck in this shit hole too
How about an autistic german enby twink/twunk/femboy?
twunk? twink hunk?
Yes. I am slender but got muscles and decent size piece. Buuut am not a jock and sometimes am in femboy mood owo
if we all pool our money together we can buy an island for just queer people. :^
if we’re lucky the capitalist system collapses in our lifetime, and all we have to do is wait :D
I don’t know why so many people on Lemmy seem to think that when capitalism dies a fully formed socialist utopia will magically spring up in its place. The way we’re headed when capitalism dies the people with all the guns will be in charge, and that’s mostly the same people who already are. The end of the American republic probably won’t be the end of the American empire.
Which country, and do you want to share my dildo collection?
The Netherlands and yes
I am in europe already and would love to share
My application:
Pros:
- Great at cooking
- Built several gardens and chicken coups
- I have zero problem doing all the house chores if I get to wear a maid dress
- Computer skillz, love selfhosting
- Very good at handywork and fixing things
Cons:
- Im anti (generative) ai (for eco and copyright reasons)
- I will talk your ear off about planes, cars, trains, tanks, nuclear power, etc
- And the worst offender: I play warthunder
I play warthunder
have you considered working for a spy agency? They can probably get you papers.
I feel like the US could use a chicken coup right now. Couldn’t be worse than the dipshits currently in charge.
Sounds great! The cons aren’t cons to me! I’m not sure if I can trust a war thunder player not to leak confidential information though xd
All of that is already me, exept i am not pro nuclear and warthunder do be a red flag
2 of those cons are actually pros.
beautiful
There’s always a catch 🙁
You are beautiful though!
🙈
This thread has given me ideas for a great new dating/emigration app
Include Australia/NZ if you do. We exist.
Same. Want to work on said possible idea? I propose calling it a “foreign dating and immersive language practice” app
90 days fiancee but the third world country is the US. Beautiful. I offer nederland tips!
Let me just pack my programming socks
Yes please I can maybe get u 2 wife for the price of one
😳
I wish I were eligible to participate in this trade u_u
Unfortunately this body I’m in is ugly and neglected because decades of suppressed dysphoria have dissociated me from it so hard that I stopped seeing it as mine and even being reminded that it existed stressed me out. I, unfortunately, eat my stress. And you all know how awful American food is.
Plus even if I married anyone, I’m so disconnected from my own existence in dirtspace that even if they sat in this body’s lap I’d feel no closer to them than while they’re on the other side of the planet, let alone a mere ocean. Hell, I’m in a long distance relationship with MY OWN BODY x_x
How do you feel about starting to care? You could go for a walk.
i care about too much shit already x_x i’m trying to free up the headspace to do something about this, and keep telling myself that no matter how Sisyphean the task feels, maybe i can get good at pushing the boulder…
There is a quote like ‘there is no trying, only doing’.
The nice thing of the body is that when you use it, it gets better. You will get good at pushing the boulder. Without knowing your situation, I would like to say: Grab a jacket and go for the shortest walk possible.
Deal.