Normal folks would call it a day, but some of them keep posting on Truth Social.
Day over? But we still need to solve the mystery of who shit in my pants!
I used to have a roommate who could shit in my pants from across the room. It was quite the trick.
As someone with Crohn’s disease, this is a normal day. Honestly, I’d be feeling off until I shit my pants.
Days over, no coming back from that. Time for a long shower, fresh clothes, and go back to bed. Probably not sleep, because I’ll be dealing with embarrassment and flashbacks to graduating high school.
My only comfort still remains that I was not alone that day. Several of us got awful cases of food poisoning.
What if you’re in the middle of one of these?
If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your week or is your week over?
If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your month or is your month over?
If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your life or is your life over?
I clean up and do whatever I still feel like. The arbitrary border of “day” means nothing to me, same as any other arbitrary border.
I think it refers to being being out at work, or at a major event.
If I shit myself at work, I’m going home. I’m not coming back, either.
If I’m out hiking, same again.
If i’m running errands, I might have to go back out to finish them. The groceries aren’t gonna buy themselves, and now I really have to do the laundry.
I am worried by how many people in this thread shit their pants often enough to be able to answer the question.
The day is done. Unless you are operating, driving a truck or belaying someone. Its over. Go home and change
If it’s before noon, it’s salvageable. If it’s afternoon, probably not. It also depends on how much. If it was a very minor shart (1ml), that’s a bit different than actually shitting your pants, imo.
If it’s the latter, it may be time to see a doctor.
Yeh I think the phrase “shit your pants” definitely implies like the same account of piop that you would have dumped in the toilet in a deliberate manner, except in your pants and most likely accidentally.
I keep a spare change of clothes in my office for exactly this reason
It depends on the severity.
- If you are touching cloth, then it is a shart and should be relatively well contained. You just need to clean-up and perhaps discreetly dispose of your undercrackers.
- If you are touching socks, then the world has dropped out of your bottom and is pretty disastrous as everything is contaminated. You also have a larger problem as this would suggest you have food poisoning or some kind of illness and this is just the start of your problems. When I was in hospital the guy opposite me got C. difficile and the result was unexpected and borderline volcanic - that wasn’t just a bad day, it was a bad week.
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Day’s over. I work in food service, and any symptoms of a GI illness are cause for a sick day as a matter of public safety.
I mean if you have any choice in the matter it’s obviously time to go home.
I double down and ask friends to swap pants with me.
Shit happens.
