At no point should C++ be considered “lawful” or “good”. Haskell would be the best.
Haskell would be the best.
lisp wants some words with you about that
I wouldn’t call lisp “lawful”.
Some of those color choices were chaotic evil too
i didnt make the template
C++, lawful good
tbh i didnt even make this meme, it was my dad, i just posted it here
Hi ops Dad
That seems like a great dad
That I’ll call chaotic evil
Not evil by itself, but if you want to obfuscate C++20 code you can get REALLY creative…
Depends on how much you hate yourself
No way Bash is lawful, or Malbolge is chaotic… And no way C++ is lawful either.
Did you just throw the languages around at random? At least Perl fell on the right place…
Right? I do like Shell but scripts over 200 loc get quickly confusing, no matter how well you organize them. Not to start with Batch, they get confusing at 10 loc.
F tier meme.
“Haha JavaScript sucks’” is the easiest way to spot someone who spends more time on programming subreddits then they do programming.
JS is just insane. Learning it took far more of my time than any other language, and honestly, I’m tempted to say it’s not even a single language because of all the frameworks and non-standard libraries.
I’m tempted to say it’s not even a single language because of all the frameworks and non-standard libraries.
Or you know, you could be tempted to say it has multiple frameworks you can choose from.
One is more accurate than the other, but if languages are only allowed to have a single framework in your mind, then do you.
This but with PHP, kinda. It isn’t my favorite language/really good, and at some point in time it deserved the hate, but it has come a long way.
JS isn’t even on here though. and whoever made this meme knew enough to include two Esolangs (though I’m insulted they included nary a single 'funge.)
It’s in the title
C++ is chaotic goodl, C is lawful good in my opinion
Python should be one of the chaotics.
You can even dynamically create global variables in there.Most overrated language imho.
C++ good? Shiggity diggity
PHP has got a lot of new features in the language that makes it a little bit like c# now, so it’s not that bad anymore :P
PHP has weird decisions but in the end it’s a good back end
I think the front and back end of PHP are pretty similar. They are both the same letter
Pafter all.Ba-dum-ts!
i needed to switch devices to get this joke, and man, shut up haha
I would have put Perl as lawful evil, Brainfuck as Chaotic Evil and maybe ASM should have been Neutral Evil
I feel like malbolge is a much better fit for chaotic evil than brain fuck is but I agree with the rest
To be fair I’d not heard of Malbolge so whatever.
Where is lisp?
Whats DIS?
It appears to be Dis thing right here.
Apparently it’s a nerfed variant of Malbolge. Malbolge is literally cryptographically difficult to program in, while Dis is merely migraine-inducing.
tldr: malbolge wimpmode
Replace maybe C++ with Haskell.
Or Rust
not considering it lawful good until i get my dynamic linking back
PHP may be a little similar to perl
