Beehaw
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
FiveMacs ( Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Make Bash Great Again!!

lemmy.ca

message-square
18
link
fedilink
588

Make Bash Great Again!!

lemmy.ca

FiveMacs ( Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
message-square
18
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Notso ( Notso@lemm.ee ) 
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    94
    ·
    2 years ago

    Elon Musk replied: “That’s crazy. Has someone looked into this?”

    • LostXOR ( LostXOR@fedia.io ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      30
      ·
      edit-2
      1 year ago

      deleted by creator

    • Karyoplasma ( Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 years ago

      Tracing…

  • psud ( psud@aussie.zone ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    47
    ·
    2 years ago

    If you want the joke decoded:

    -e return immediately for some failed commands

    -u throw an error for unset variables

    -s non functional

    -a everything is marked for export

    • tazeycrazy ( tazeycrazy@feddit.uk ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      61
      ·
      2 years ago

      Are those exports tariffed?

      • 74 183.84 ( Tungsten5@lemm.ee ) 
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        2 years ago

        Yeah but they have been delayed for about 3 months

  • MetalMachine ( MetalMachine@feddit.nl ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    25
    ·
    2 years ago

    I honestly think he would post something like this

    • schnurrito ( schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      2 years ago

      I don’t think Donald Trump knows what a bash script is.

      • Lightfire228 ( Lightfire228@pawb.social ) 
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        2 years ago

        That’s the only reason i don’t think this is real

        • Chakravanti ( Chakravanti@monero.town ) Banned
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          12
          ·
          2 years ago

          Y’all foolish. Him not knowing something doesn’t stop him from speaking. Ever. I know you’ve seen that much already.

  • frontporchtreat ( frontporchtreat@lemmy.ca ) 
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    24
    ·
    2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • Laser ( Laser@feddit.org ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 years ago

      Most bash scripts are nasty, except for the most simple ones.

      In its defense, it’s not a programming language.

      • tetris11 ( tetris11@feddit.uk ) 
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 years ago

        Tell that to programmers

        • Laser ( Laser@feddit.org ) 
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 years ago

          Do programmers actually like bash?

          I’m not a programmer and I really don’t like bash. Not because I don’t like shell. In fact I do like fish as a shell. But bash always feels super weird. Unfortunately that’s kind of the compatibility baseline on Linux (I don’t think any relevant system needs strict sh compatibility). But better bash’s weird arrays than none at all, plus process substitution is handy.

          • tetris11 ( tetris11@feddit.uk ) 
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            2 years ago

            Its a program wrapper, and eases a lot of string buffoonery that real languages take too seriously. So I think its invaluable to programmers in that regard

  • hddsx ( hddsx@lemmy.ca ) 
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 years ago

    Why set and not executive-order?

  • RandomVideos ( RandomVideos@programming.dev ) 
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    2 years ago

    I was going to say that, according to wikipedia, the creator of bash was heavily involved in open source software, including founding 2 non-profits to promote open source election systems, which would make them a radical leftist, but then i remembered that Donald Trumps favorite app is open source

  • letsgo ( letsgo@lemm.ee ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    2 years ago

    In fact why not just call it the America shell? Heck, why not drop all words and say USA instead? The bash shell is now known as “usa usa usa”. Hey, here’s an idea, let’s just replace all words with usa! Usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa. Usa usa? Usa, usa usa.

    • mormegil ( mormegil@programming.dev ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      That’s an aladeen idea!

  • dosuser123456 ( dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 years ago

    trump has raised tariffs to china up to 245%. programmers want him to raise them by another 11% so that the crisis solves itself.

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
    • If the mod doesn’t find it funny, you’re banned. Ha-ha!.. For real: do not use the community for “statements”. There are other places for such content. Keep it chill and funny.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 735 users / day
  • 2.92K users / week
  • 4.07K users / month
  • 7.69K users / 6 months
  • 463 local subscribers
  • 33.7K subscribers
  • 1.56K Posts
  • 25.6K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Feyter ( Feyter@programming.dev ) 
  • adr1an ( anzo@programming.dev ) 
  • BurningTurtle ( BurningTurtle@programming.dev ) 
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne ( pylapp@programming.dev ) 
  • BE: 0.19.15
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code