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minus-squareluciole (he/him) ( luciole@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year agoGah I hate talking to computers. Whatever the future holds I’m typing my commands till I die.
minus-squarebricklove ( bricklove@midwest.social ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoIt feels so degrading. I don’t ask my tools for favors. I only want to use my voice for yelling at them when they don’t work.
minus-squaregrrgyle ( grrgyle@slrpnk.net ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoAnd they certainly don’t work harder when you add “please” to your instructions.
minus-squareShaggySnacks ( ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year ago“Hammer! Fucking hammers have one purpose, to fucking hammer things! Right now, Hammer, you’re screwing me like ol Mr. Philips Screwdriver.”
Gah I hate talking to computers. Whatever the future holds I’m typing my commands till I die.
It feels so degrading. I don’t ask my tools for favors. I only want to use my voice for yelling at them when they don’t work.
And they certainly don’t work harder when you add “please” to your instructions.
“Hammer! Fucking hammers have one purpose, to fucking hammer things! Right now, Hammer, you’re screwing me like ol Mr. Philips Screwdriver.”