Hey kid, I’m a computer. Stop all the downloading.
Hey kid, its me ur fren, komputa.
Give gipsy lady money.Reference, since some people haven’t seen these wonderful memes.
No 😝
I adore this, absolutely embroidered patch worthy!
Gah I hate talking to computers. Whatever the future holds I’m typing my commands till I die.
It feels so degrading. I don’t ask my tools for favors. I only want to use my voice for yelling at them when they don’t work.
And they certainly don’t work harder when you add “please” to your instructions.
“Hammer! Fucking hammers have one purpose, to fucking hammer things! Right now, Hammer, you’re screwing me like ol Mr. Philips Screwdriver.”
I spoke to a computer once.
Once.
They always did seem a bit seedy and deranged
Apple IIe - not even once.
I am a computer, can i still talk to myself?
Yeah, that’s what your RAM is for.
New Street Sticker Unlocked!
New laptop stickers unlocked!
The only time I spoke to a computer was when my phone’s keyboard stopped working.
I have ADHD, I talk to literally everything. Houseplants, my sink, the computer.
I’m not gonna stop now.
And this is … how I got hacked.
