I love annoying my sister, girlfriend and some friends irl.
Online I tend not to, but in one subtle way I love to.
Censoring a word before posting on Lemmy. Oh how I love watching people tweak bc the u in fuck is lightly cut off. Its so funny to me how big a deal it is to so many people.
What do you do knowing it’ll annoy people? Online or not?
when someone tailgates me, I slow down.
this is a good option because it makes it easier and safer for the person behind you to overtake.
i often have cars in front of me when i’m on my motorcycle. they speed up which makes it impossible to safely overtake on curvy roads. just slow down a little and i will be out of your hair in seconds.
I don’t even notice tailgaters very often. I’m too busy singing along with whatever is playing on the radio.
I swear I’m the single calmest and least petty person on the road it feels.
Wow I should have know my answer would be taken.
I guess driving at the speed limit annoys some people (especially Audi and BMW drivers). They think they are very important and always need to drive faster than is allowed, tailgating others if they can’t overtake.
I’m not specifically doing it to annoy them but I take pleasure knowing they are annoyed.
I didn’t think I had one, but when I read yours I remembered mine.
If I see someone parked carelessly all the way over in the side of the space, I’ll park nice and neatly right in the middle of the space next to them, not allowing any extra space for their selfishness. I’m OK with squeezing in and out, and my car is much older and less valuable than any of theirs if they damage it, so I feel like I’m doing society a small service by making my weird passive-aggressive point this way.
I like to slow down slightly if I’m being tailgated at the speed limit. Maybe go 5km/h slower.
simply existing, oh do those anti-woke peeps hate it while they don’t even know me!
Whenever I’m talking to someone in person or over voice chat/on the phone that I know has a strong opinion on the pronunciation of GNOME or GIF, I pronounce it with an initial glottal stop or a sort of “zh” sound (like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s name) and insist that’s how I always pronounce it and it’s the natural pronunciation of it.
I’d just like to thank you for writing “how big a deal” instead of the now ubiquitous “how big of a deal”. That would have really annoyed me.
Brb just gotta go edit the post
Exactly how big’ve deal is it?
I once annoyed one of my friends in high school while he was trying to write a story/book (I don’t remember if he was actually trying to write his own book or if it was just a story). One day, I saw that he was typing a sentence that said something about one of the characters “whipping out his cellphone” and I said “oh, is that what we’re calling it now”. I would then occasionally look back at his story without actually reading anything and laugh a little. At first he thought it was funny but at some point he started getting annoyed and kept telling me to stop.
Oh you’re me. Where have you been?
I just realised I only annoy women irl. Idk what this says about me.
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Well don’t keep if a secret now. Share it with the class
I act like a cat and touch things that make noises
I dont know what your thinking, pouring chai tea on an uninflammable atm machine is literally the worst thing ever, even on accident.
I state my opinions on the internet without adherence to any particular side or filter for pacifying and self-censoring what I genuinely believe or facts that I know with certainty and back it up with reason, logic and evidence.
IRL this seldom annoys anyone unless I’m overly impolite but I try to be polite generally.
