In short:
Former prime minister Scott Morrison will be appointed a Companion of the Order of Australia (AC) for his “eminent service” to the country.
He thanked the Australian people for their “courage and resilience” during multiple crises during his term, including the COVID pandemic and Black Summer bushfires.
What’s next?
King’s Birthday Honours List award recipients will be invited to ceremonies at their state’s Government House over coming months.
Fuck off.
This cunt refused to do shit, let boats into Sydney so lib mates could dock and spread the virus, and wanted to keep us open for Easter or whatever Christian holiday it was.
It took Dan Andrew’s putting Vic into lockdown that forced him to the table to act.
Plus Dan copped all the heat when every major outbreak could be traced back to Gladys
This is the guy that doesn’t hold a hose and supported efforts to overturn WA’s closed border. Fuck him
RIP satirical news. You are missed.
Didn’t he approve the Ruby Princess cruise ship to Dock in Sydney that started the big wave of covid? Details are sketchy in my mind but I do remember vehement hate towards him and the NSW leaders.
What did the federal government even do in 2020? Everything I remember about government response was at the state level.
Scomo was happy to let it rip for the sake of business interests.
It was only the Premiers who stood up to him that saved thousands of Aussies. I’m not a fan of Gladys, but she did get one thing right.
Then Scomo formed the National Cabinet to make it look like he was the big man in charge leading it all, when in reality it was the states doing everything.
How in the god damn fucking fuck did that pants shitting piss weak excuse for a cum rag earn this? Fucking New Zealand secured our vaccines while he was playing ukelele, he left it all up to the states to deal with.
Who the fuck gave this cunt the award
He probably arranged for this himself. Wouldn’t put it past him.
One of his few mates probably.
Onya Scotty!
crises during his term, including the COVID pandemic and Black Summer bushfires.
My favourite moment during your heroic handling of the bushfires was when you tried to shake that firefighter’s hand and he said “No! I don’t want to shake your hand” so you lurked around behind him and said “HOwZ THe CUPPA!!!”
We should all leave our soiled pants out for Scotty tonight.
Is this Scott Morrison the minister for health? Or the minister for finance? Or perhaps Scott the minister for home affairs? Wait it must be Scott the treasurer.
While no doubt we could’ve done a lot worse, this still reads like a satirical headline to me
!notthebetoota
Someone should absolutely make that!
Maybe !unChased ?
Or maybe, !Shovelready
The problem is I love all three publications and would struggle to choose one name.
/c/NotBetootaShovelChaser ?
This cheapens the prestigiousness of the entire AC award.
You’d be embarrassed if you were also an AC recipient.
Satire is dead.
Sounds like a good time to revive HouseFyre
