John Bruzzolini

Worked at a servo in the middle of bumfuck nowhere as a teenager.
The ice cream freezer was behind the counter so customers had to ask for what they wanted.

Gaytimes were popular as all fuck but people were so hesitant to say the word.

When Magnums came along, they were twice the price of all other ice creams but people loved them because they were simply that much better than everything else.

“We came to the settlement offer of $600 as studies have shown that to be an amount poor people view as a lot of money.”

Something uttered by someone at Centrelink, probably

Onya Scotty!

crises during his term, including the COVID pandemic and Black Summer bushfires.

My favourite moment during your heroic handling of the bushfires was when you tried to shake that firefighter’s hand and he said “No! I don’t want to shake your hand” so you lurked around behind him and said “HOwZ THe CUPPA!!!”

We should all leave our soiled pants out for Scotty tonight.

That’s how it works at restaurants and cafés outside of the USA, or at least how it used to work.

Outside the USA, when the bill is paid with cash, the customer will keep any notes from the change given and the coins are left on the table, it’s not much, but a token show of appreciation.

Now that cash is rarely used, tips are pretty much never given unless it’s something unusual, like a work function or something else where the staff have a little more to concentrate on than they normally would.

You know the little shithead did that on purpose, don’t you?

Haha, yeah! It’s actually a little depressing to be reminded of his severe lack of leadership qualities.

Regardless of what I think of their policies, every other prime minister has had the leadership skills expected of the role they filled… Except Scotty who was nothing more than an incurious robot masquerading as a daggy dad.

Every former prime minister had a lot of great things to say about Antony Green except Morrison who used a lot of words to say absolutely nothing.

He said Antony was a professional 3 times. I knew a guy who was a church minister and he talked a lot, but never really said much because he said everything 3 times. I think they teach them that at church… Tell them what you will say, tell it to them and then tell them what you just said.

There’s plenty of time for Rupert and the drop-kicks at the IPA to come up with a new strategy. Dunno if they will ever come up with anything as successful as they did in 2013, though

Oh wow! Tony Abbot on sky news showing us all that he belongs in the bin. Lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjdWZFa8_jM

I wonder how Gina is handling the news tonight

Oh good! Antony had his computer working again

“I won’t mention pre-poll because people ARE drinking when I say ‘pre poll’”

Fucking LOL

A solid concession speech. Can’t imagine such a speech coming from any of the Liberal party’s leaders over the last decade.

Jeez, remember Malcolm Turnbull having a drunken tantrum on election night and threatening to send the AFP after the Labor party… That was his ACCEPTANCE speech.

Eat shit, Dutton. What a shit campaign those idiots ran

Rinehart’s company even drove voters to the polls.

Wow. What a massive piece of shit!

It used to ± 10% but the ADRs were changed somewhere in the '00s (2006, I think).

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an average of 10 truckloads — each containing 28,000 litres — per week

That’s around 1.5 megalitres per year. A much lower number than I was expecting, by a couple of orders of magnitude. Absolutely should be paying for it, though. It’s not a world changing amount of water, but it shouldn’t be given out freely, especially to such a wasteful use.