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The respiratory system uses osmosis to interlace caffeine in the digestive system through your midi-chlorines

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The respiratory system uses osmosis to interlace caffeine in the digestive system through your midi-chlorines

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  • StowawayFog ( StowawayFog@piefed.social ) 
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    Weed is not at all akin to coffee and many don’t get energy from it in any useful sense.

    • gwilikers ( gwilikers@lemmy.ml ) 
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      No, you see, the key is to use them together. The magic inside builds up like a volcano and you’ll feel energy tingling in your fingers before you collapse and have a panic attack.

    • iii ( iii@mander.xyz ) 
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      They say sativa is the energizing/focusing strain, and indica the relaxing/numbing.

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        Which is a complete lie, there is no difference between a modern bud advertised as sativa and one advertised as indica, complete bro science.

        Different kinds and quantities of terpenes however can have an impact on the kind of effect you get.

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  • Lime Buzz (fae/she) ( SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org ) 
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    midi-chlorines? Are they things used to sort of clean a body?

    • fckreddit ( fckreddit@lemmy.ml ) 
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      You are thinking of Chlorine. Midi-Chlorines are used by DJs to make music.

      • Lime Buzz (fae/she) ( SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org ) 
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        lol

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          • Lime Buzz (fae/she) ( SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org ) 
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            ???

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              • Lime Buzz (fae/she) ( SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org ) 
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                uh, okay…

    • tetris11 ( tetris11@lemmy.ml ) 
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      yes but using 8-bit musical tones

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        Haha, nice

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    I’ve had very little experience with weed, didn’t take it with caffeine. Is that a thing? Does it feel different?

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      It is a thing. The classic name is the hippie speedball. I would say it definitely feels different, but I have ADHD so stimulants might work different for me than others.

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      It gave me ultra-focus and made me act autistic.

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    Coffee with Weed is like pissing agains the wind.

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    Shrooms further amplify the beneficial effects

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    …shh, don’t reveal the magic…

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    TIL that apparently I’m the only one that gets panic attacks from this combination.

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    Coffee and a joint

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