I blame lettuce. It almost never adds anything to the experience, and when combined with ketchup, mayo, etc it creates a smooth surface to make the other fillings shoot out when you bite into it.
You take that back! Leaf lettuce is based and not enough places use it ヽ( `д´*)ノ
I love lettuce and cabbage in salad!
First panel reminds me of all the burger commercials. The side facing her must just look like 2 buns cus all the stuff’s over here.
Holdin them buns too softly…
Firmly grasp it
Bigger should be wider, never taller!
im like the burgr
Thanks op for a great laugh in the middle of my snooze. You win today!
Yes, that’s what happens when they make the buns too hard. Almost always a problem with bagels as well.
The trick is to hold the buns horizontal while biting, burgers never fall over ever since.
i’d say burgers should be wider, not higher
but then they’d have a lower filling to bread ration and i don’t like that.
Also the idea is that each bite should have all the ingredients, so the limiting factor really just is “how many different things can we fit into an open mouth’s height?” Which makes it harder. I am for using thinner, higher-quality patties as a solution, but people wouldn’t like that as much as a solution.
as long as it’s juicy, i’m ok with it. sadly too many people think fat = bad
Years of marketing and lobbying from the sugar industry will do that to ya.











