I think this is super accurate. I might have in a moment (or twelve or a hundred) of weakness eaten a whole box of these in a single sitting.

I dunno who Tim Duncan is. I simply don’t care enough to ask my AI assistant.

But since it’s being asked: Something in between.

I’m a plain vanilla ice cream kinda guy for what it’s worth, and I don’t consider myself an ice cream snob, but the past few times I’ve had ice cream sandwiches it tasted like the ingredients would be listed something along the lines of hydrogenated deoxymethylothmeticexpialidocous #6, high fructose corn syrup, titanium dioxide, artificial flavors. No thank you.

Ol reliable

Bleh, these things are nasty. A thin “cookie” that crumbles like powder and is roughly the texture and flavor of wet cardboard, with a hint of chocolate, surrounding a grainy piece of “frozen dairy dessert” (legally not ice cream).