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@LegitTayUpdates (Taylor Swift Updates): 💬| UPDATE|| As most of you know, I haven’t been very active in the past couple of months because I was in prison :/
I’m back now though :) more Taylor Swift updates coming soon!
@ali_ansel: omg why
@LegitTayUpdates: 💬| I refused to join the IDF Imao
I only saw the profile picture at first and thought Taylor Swift was saying she went to prison for refusing to join the IDF
Idk what I respect more, the draft dodging or the appropriate use of ‘lmao’
Is this what IDF stands for? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Defense_Forces
Yes.
Except the D stands for Offense.
Thank you, I’ve actually never heard of them before
Ah, modern SS
Nope, it stands for Israeli Diaper Forces. As you can see in the pic, israeli can be easily spotted without visual confirmation from meters away just by the smell.
It became such a problem that they started to bring with them a leather strip around their arms in case there is the need of a quick clean.
🙏 such brave soldiers

The zionist smell isn’t unique to them though; any sufficiently abused portable toilet will start smelling like a zionist after a few days in the heat.
Alternatively if it’s about streamers donating to the IDF, it’s the Immune Deficiency Foundation
I see what you did there
Nice profile pic :)
Thanks ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
joke’s on you, i love watching video games (thank you)
I made you say something!! (also I hope you enjoy, though it’s just a “walk foward” game)
Based Mashallah
🫡
damn t’was 2019. would they be getting harsher punishment if it was now













