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RmDebArc_5 ( RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip )  to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

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    Don’t do this before I’ve had caffeine.

    • Gaja0 ( Gaja0@lemmy.zip ) 
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      My hyper caffinated ass read this 8 times before I realized it said star not planets and I was like wtf how many hydrogen are in a water molecule

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    And I really hope it stays that way, at least until it’s not my problem to worry about anymore.

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      Is there another star coming soon?

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        No, but they’re changing water so it only has one hydrogen atom

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          OH 😯

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        A rogue red dwarf could eject Earth from the solar system.

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        Ask AC Clark…

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        As I said, I really hope not. Doesn’t really matter what hypothetical situation you talk about, if it involves another star being in or close to our solar system, it’s gonna end badly for us.

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          I assume it would be very fast and painless if it just comes charging in.

          But I suppose if it just saunters by slowly and pulls us out of our usual orbit, maybe we have a few days or weeks of mass confusion and suffering?

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            I assume it would be very fast and painless if it just comes charging in.

            Even if it comes in very fast, you’re still talking about many months of forewarning, perhaps even many hundreds of years if it was a “normal” star instead of something like a brown dwarf.

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              Ok, so still slow and painful and we have plenty of time to start panicking and killing eachother? Fantastic.

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    pic unrelated

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      Well there are water molecules in the picture …

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    1 < 2

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      same with alligators as school taught me

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    So, 1 star?

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    Sure, now go try to explain this to all those scientists creating mini black holes at the LHG.

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    And that hydrogen becomes piss from a Goth mommy 🤤

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      You could just not have written that!

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        The universe choose different options which lead me to write this . Blame the universe

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    by this logic there are more water than stars

    my work:

    water = hydro (aka)
    stars = stars (ok like that)
    more hydro than stars
    ipso facto 💁

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    We should never forget the hydrogen Bob that ended the beautiful country of Samholy, that famous Samholian country just 2 miles west of SanDiego’s Petco Parker. One cup of pure water contains more than enough hydrogen to do that and more. Samholy, ah yes the beautiful country of Samholy.

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