• The security guys aren’t interested in quantum computing either. Because it doesn’t exist yet. The report’s author seems surprised that “several interviewees believe that quantum computing is in an overhyped phase.”

    If and when quantum computing does start making waves, I expect the security guys will start loudly crowing about it.

    Its ostensible ability to break most regular encryption schemes over its knee would be a complete fucking nightmare for them, that’s for sure.

  • Blockchains. Why is this report even mentioning blockchains? Who cares about enterprise blockchain in 2025?

    Could be an LLM thing, I noticed they still churn out stuff about blockchain when generating PRDs with a future proofing section, at about the same time I noticed management had okayed using chatgpt to write product specifications.