Showed this to my three cousins, we chuckled.
My 7 half cousins thought it was hilarious.
The Matrix was pretty good, but the movie The Matrices was better especially when you see the main protagonist, Wot (played by Alex Winter), dodge all those grenades.
Wait until you play my new game, Ultra Mario Triplets
I posted something similar to onehundredninetyseven the other day
Reminds us of so many jokes we have with our cousins
It’s a line that is always running
Remember ol’ Khrushchev when he was ridin’ high with that Sputnik satellite
He told us yankee boys, he’s gonna fill the skies with them shiny new satellites
He said “hey Mr. Eisenhower, what you think of my Sputnik satellite?”
Well, Ike reeled his head back
Looked him in the eye, “That’s a mighty fine satellite”But I’m gonna get me one better, just you wait and see
I’mma gonna get me one better, you can’t get the best of me
I’mma gonna get me one better, the baddest one around
I’mma gunna get me one better, ‘cause’ I got the biggest balls in townGreat song
Eh, Faster Car is better.
Reminds me of maybe the best song, Fastest Car
Doesn’t hit quite like Fastest Carer though
What is this garbage? See you all in 197.
me and the gas station attendant have a running joke where we make everything slightly worse…
This behavior is exactly what Georson Orson warned us about in his book 1729.
Well I will make something better! I will make 2.1 cousins!
EDIT: Yeah, lame
What a long setup for such a stupid punchline. xD Why does it make me laugh.











