I’m currently funded by IKEA and looking to get a raise; my LinkedIn antifa group says it’d help if I had a competitive offer.
I’m sponsored by Big Gay to promote liking cocks. They have a good health plan which includes free prostate exams. The PTO is a bit underwhelming tho; they really expect you to push cockliking 24/7, 365. It’s hard
It’s hard
Sounds like you’re doing a good job though. They’re lucky to have a hard representative like you.
Wait, you all get paid?!
My recruiter told me this was entirely a volunteer position.
Thought we were doing it for the love of the game honestly.
I like games. But I like money too.
The sorosbucks seem to be drying up lately. All these abortions aren’t going to pay for themselves, I might have to go paint a few crosswalks with rainbows to make up the difference
Ben & Jerries. I’m not a real believer though, I’m only in it for the compensation in product. Tubs and tubs of ice cream.
Currently trying to get funded by the shadow furry communist catgirl government
I’m currently freelance antifa, the gig work pays better
I work in the warehouse for Antifa Co. Hillary Clinton and Obama sign my checks!
Thanks Obama!
Currently I get my salary indirectly from the International Practical Chemtrail Cabal (IPCC), with the social media PR side more as a side hustle.
Marijuana
I’m currently crowd funded, but I’ve been thinking about seeing if Blue Cross Blue Shield wants to fund me
I’m funded by Big Small, the lobbying group for those people who sell hand made crafts on the sidewalk.
no relation, presumably
I’m actually funding the shadowy leftwing cabal unfortunately. Would be nice if it went the other way but alas
How does someone get funded by your cabal?
Formerly funded by the biggest socialist organization in the USA. They owe me money (whenever the current pissing match ends) and i kinda need it.
A lefty grubby commie mom and pop global big box store. Its all very socialist.
I thought we shouldn’t tell anyone!?
