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not_IO ( not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago

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hmmm

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not_IO ( not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • MonkderVierte ( MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ) 
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    • WorldsDumbestMan ( WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ) 
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      LMAO! Well, at least I can cry to Claude about it…

    • Petter1 ( Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      My boiled egg has to be just a little bit liquid on the inside 🌚

      • MonkderVierte ( MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ) 
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        6 Minutes.

        • Petter1 ( Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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          Sticky =/= Liquid

          🧐😜💦

          • MonkderVierte ( MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ) 
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            Corrected.

            • Petter1 ( Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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              ❤️‍🔥

      • BossDj ( BossDj@piefed.social ) 
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        Downvote harder damnit! I think I broke my screen

  • magic_lobster_party ( magic_lobster_party@fedia.io ) 
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    That’s a stupid question it doesn’t deserve an answer. You should be ashamed you even thought about it.

    • Sonotsugipaa ( Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Your description of the problem has words I’ve heard before, like “a” and “even”; marked as duplicate.

      • Jessica [she/they] ( jessica@beehaw.org ) 
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        Closing as selecting the correct tool for the job is opinion-based

        Whenever I see this, I know the answers will contain useful curated facts about each tool…

  • anton ( anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    Well, if I asking for help, it’s probably because I am wrong about something. So I know who to trust.

  • finitebanjo ( finitebanjo@piefed.world ) 
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    deleted by creator

  • katy ✨ ( cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ) 
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    piefed is working on solution and answer features and i can’t wait for stackoverflow like communities without the ai “enhancements”

    • MonkeMischief ( MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ) 
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      This sounds pretty exciting and I keep hearing more and more about piefed lately. I’m kinda excited for this new burgeoning era of the federated 'Net!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮  ( Kolanaki@pawb.social ) 
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    People on Social Media: “You absolutely are an asshole.”

  • goatinspace ( goatinspace@feddit.org ) 
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  • tomiant ( tomiant@programming.dev ) 
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    User: “Can I ask a q…”

    Stackoverflow: “NO!”

  • \[DUMBASS]/ ( dumbass@aussie.zone ) 
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    Me: You fucking idiot.

    • Sonotsugipaa ( Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      That’s just the average stackoverflow comment

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    it’s getting worse too.

    Just this morning I asked claude a very basic question, it halucinated the answer 3 times in a row. zero correct solution. first answer It halucinated what a certain cli daemon does, second solution it provided an alternative that it literally halucinated, the thing didn’t exist at all, third solution it halucinated how another application works as well as the git repo for said application (A. doesn’t even do the the thing Claude describe and B. the repo it provided had NOTHING to do with the application it described) I just gave up and went to my searx and found the answer myself. I shouldn’t have been so lazy.

    ChatGPT isn’t much better anymore.

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    fuck me

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