Hahahahahaha!

How surprised they must have been!

Because they would have to fight for the missing beer or because they would have to fight for the remaining two?

Jokes on you, I already owed one beer!

A quantum mechanic walks into a bar.

He also walks out of the bar.

At the same time.

That’s the German 6!

“Would you possibly want a beer out of three?”

“Yes.”

“There are now only two possible beers left. Would you like to change to another beer?”

“YES!”

Kill who? Thats my question.

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Yeyy Gopher!

I’m a total noob, but Haskell code just looks so pretty.

5. Ads in an OS

°-°

I like when they watch.

I love Vivaldi, which is like a spiritual improvement on Opera. I switched a few years back, and once you get used to the UI and the key shortcuts it’s just such a breeze using the internet. Magnificently customizable, very nice little extras. ALAS! Because Vivaldi is based on Opera which is based on Chromium and Google came out and started blocking or restricting addons (the implementation of Manifest v3 blocks a lot of API block requests that ad blockers rely on), I went back to Firefox. Because fuck that.

HERE IS AN UNSKIPPABLE POPUP TUTORIAL FOR OUR NEW FEATURES! DID YOU KNOW ->>> ->>> ->>>

User: “Can I ask a q…”

Stackoverflow: “NO!”

Yes, this will make a fine addition to my collection…

This is so fucking dark. Every one of those dystopian scenarios we were warned about for decades is playing out before our eyes. The only positive thing is that we can at least look forward to the total global collapse coming in the not too distant future.

Ah yes, this addon will make a fine addition to my collection.

Every time: literally never heard anyone say it. Implication: it happens constantly.

That’s not even what they are saying. They are saying that they will not monitor communication, except for the communication they will monitor.