What kind of farm owner would I be if not? I’m not exactly swimming in money around here.

Maybe this is something rich and mean folks do? Sure, it’s a pain dealing with it at times, but just killing one like that?

If someone was selling underwear with a built-in fan, I’d make her a millionaire.

Frequently – I probably have IBS.

How I wish on a hot summer’s day.

But then you need to sit down and the chair isn’t porous (another can of worms if it were) and so sweat builds up elsewhere on the ass and thigh.

None of your bees wax.