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cm0002 ( cm0002@infosec.pub )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

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Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

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cm0002 ( cm0002@infosec.pub )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • RogueBanana ( RogueBanana@piefed.zip ) 
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    Isn’t it ascending? Alphabetically I mean.

  • Jeeve65 ( Jeeve65@ttrpg.network ) 
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    You mean I, II, III, IV, IX, V, VI, VII, VIII, X, XI, XII

    • smeg ( smeg@feddit.uk ) 
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      deleted by creator

      • ChaoticNeutralCzech ( ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ) 
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        Depends on where and when it’s from, it’s rare where I live. Also, makes no difference in terms of alphabetical sorting.

        • ulterno ( ulterno@programming.dev ) 
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          It would, if it were:
          I II III IIII IIIII IIIIII IIIIIII IIIIIIII IIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII


          Also, if IX ended up being VIIII, it would end up sorting in numerical order.

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          deleted by creator

    • wischi ( wischi@programming.dev ) 
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      Here you are: https://jsfiddle.net/2o97k6vz/6/

  • wischi ( wischi@programming.dev ) 
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    Because an image is a bit to lazy IMHO for “prgrammer” humor. I programmed a clock that actually works. Have fun 🤣

    https://jsfiddle.net/gjpwf5oq/2/

    Btw: you can change the order of the clock-face if you want.

    Update: Supports arbitrary text now (example roman numerals): https://jsfiddle.net/2o97k6vz/6/

    Update: And with Months because why not 🤣 https://jsfiddle.net/2o97k6vz/7/

    • RiQuY ( RiQuY@lemmy.zip ) 
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      Your clock goes backwards.

      • wischi ( wischi@programming.dev ) 
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        That’s intended. Look at the second hand for a minute. It goes 1, 2, 3, etc. like on a real clock but the numbers are distributed differently. That’s also why the hands sometimes have to move faster to reach their target in time. It goes (backwards) if it’s closer.

  • Senseless ( Senseless@feddit.org ) 
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    Thanks, I hate it.

  • zr0 ( zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) Banned
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    Order by string desc would be Z-A ordering, or 9-0

    ORDER BY str(Hour) DESC: 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 12, 11, 10, 1

    ORDER BY int(Hour) DESC: 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

    • gwl [he/him] ( gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      That depends on language

      • optissima (she/her) ( optissima@lemmy.ml ) 
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        Finally a truly localised time

        • gwl [he/him] ( gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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          I meant programming language, but yeah also true

  • gwl [he/him] ( gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    Makes me wonder if there’s an equivalent of /r/BadUXBattles loved that Reddit

    Edit: couldn’t find one, made one

    !baduibattles@lemmy.blahaj.zone

    • ForeverComical ( UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ) 
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      Then you’ll love this video https://youtu.be/TOzEnwl7LkA

      • gwl [he/him] ( gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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        Makes me think of the https://neal.fun/ one for passwords

        • ramjambamalam ( ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca ) 
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          Kitboga has some videos where he integrates Neal’s password game into a fake bank password reset UI, and gets the scammers to play the game. It’s one of the GOAT scambait videos.

  • MadhuGururajan ( MadhuGururajan@programming.dev ) 
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    I wonder how it would look with excel sort

    • sp3ctr4l ( sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Probably a bunch of error messages relating to improperly executed macro scripts, failed external api calls, and maybe copilot demanding you put all your documents into one drive… and also somehow the same ‘hey, do you have a moment?’ Teams message from one person, but somehow on 2 or 3 different versions of Teams, simultaneously.

  • Australis13 ( Australis13@fedia.io ) 
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    Somebody used the wrong data type for the Hour column…

    • AnotherPenguin ( AnotherPenguin@programming.dev ) 
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      There are no wrong data types in javascript :D

      • YellowTraveller ( YellowTraveller@lemmy.zip ) 
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        There are no right data type in javascript*

  • jlow (he / him) ( jlow@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    Now do a clock version of the weird American date format, mm/dd/yyyy? Maybe it has to be digital?

    mm:ss:hh? But obviously dont use 24h

  • getFrog ( getFrog@piefed.social ) 
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    Print that header onto the dial in a monospace font and you’ve got yourself an extremely marketable product. Perfect thing to bring to a white elephant gift exchange at an IT Company!

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