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Sundray ( sundray@lemmus.org )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere

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If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere

www.mcsweeneys.net

Sundray ( sundray@lemmus.org )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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“New York millionaires are plotting their exit from the city after the election of Zohran Mamdani, the socialist who plans to increase the taxes of...
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    I couldn’t stand the thought of a socialist running a city that is supposed to be managed by egomaniacal kleptocrats. Still, I held out hope that Mamdani’s sex-offender opponent would ultimately prevail.

    This thing is pure gold 🤣

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    God I love McSweeny’s.

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      Don’t wear black slacks and a tan shirt there on St. Pat’s though.

      but, Be Good - or Begone.

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    What is a “sex pest”?

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      A perfume?

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