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Hofmaimaier ( NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months ago

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Hofmaimaier ( NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months ago
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  • Arthur Besse ( cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ) 
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    that's six by my count

    0 ✊

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    2 ☝️

    3 👆

    4 🖕

  • floofloof ( floofloof@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Binary on fingers really comes into its own when you need to order 1023 beers over heavy background noise. Except when there’s a mix-up and you end up with -1 beer.

    • 0xDREADBEEF ( dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      This sounds like xkcd alt text

    • tomiant ( tomiant@programming.dev ) 
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      Jokes on you, I already owed one beer!

  • kubica ( kubica@fedia.io ) 
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    It looks like the way to ask for 2 beers would be quite offensive.

    • melfie ( melfie@lemy.lol ) 
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    • Cevilia (they/she/…) ( Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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  • melfie ( melfie@lemy.lol ) 
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    • anguo ( anguo@piefed.ca ) 
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      Pretty sure he’s ordering 6 in this image.

      • Samsy ( Samsy@lemmy.ml ) 
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        From his perspective, he orders 4.

        • anguo ( anguo@piefed.ca ) 
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          But if he twitches and puts his fingers closer together, he orders 3.

      • madjo ( madjo@feddit.nl ) 
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        he’s ordering 7, I think, if you count the thumb.

        • anguo ( anguo@piefed.ca ) 
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          I don’t see it… Two fingers and thumb make VI.

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            I actually forgot about Roman numerals for a second.

  • No_Money_Just_Change ( No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ) 
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    Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a beer?”

    “I don’t know”

    “I don’t know”

    “Yes”

    • tomiant ( tomiant@programming.dev ) 
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      “Would you possibly want a beer out of three?”

      “Yes.”

      “There are now only two possible beers left. Would you like to change to another beer?”

      “YES!”

    • boonhet ( boonhet@sopuli.xyz ) 
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      Oh this is a good one

  • ominous ocelot ( probable_possum@leminal.space ) 
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    But he just ordered 6. Rookie mistake.

    • tomiant ( tomiant@programming.dev ) 
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      That’s the German 6!

      • Chrobin ( Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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        I’m German and I didn’t know we can count to 720 with our hands…

        !Explanation: An exclamation mark marks factorial, and 6 factorial is 720.!<

  • ∃∀λ ( eah@programming.dev ) 
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    Off by one error

    • JetpackJackson ( JetpackJackson@feddit.org ) 
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      Thats what I thought at first

  • sem ( sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar…

    • tomiant ( tomiant@programming.dev ) 
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      A quantum mechanic walks into a bar.

      He also walks out of the bar.

      At the same time.

      • SaveTheTuaHawk ( SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ) 
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        A temporal traveller walks into a bar.

        A temporal traveller walks into a bar.

        • tomiant ( tomiant@programming.dev ) 
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          Hahahahahaha!

          How surprised they must have been!

  • Assassassin ( Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Glad he picked up another friend. Ordering only two was getting him into a lot of trouble.

    • Lucy :3 ( 30p87@feddit.org ) 
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      Huh, why? Only four would be a Problem. Even worse, 132.

      • belluck ( belluck@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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        In the image he isn’t using his thumb to count, so 2 would be the middle finger.

        • sem ( sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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          Why would you count with only 4 fingers when the hand has 5?

          • belluck ( belluck@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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            I think it’s because in the UK they start counting (regularly) with the index finger, so the regular binary two would look unnatural in context

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  • wolfrasin ( wolfrasin@lemmy.today ) 
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    So binary is French? That’s legit 3 in French

    • microcapybara ( microcapybara@sopuli.xyz ) 
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      Technically, the thumb should be out as well. But yeah, that would totally be read as 3. 🥖🫡

  • Slyke ( SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev ) 
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    Never ask for 2 beers though.

    • humanspiral ( humanspiral@lemmy.ca ) Banned
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  • MrSoup ( MrSoup@lemmy.zip ) 
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    This could have ended up very badly if were only two beers.

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      Because they would have to fight for the missing beer or because they would have to fight for the remaining two?

      • MrSoup ( MrSoup@lemmy.zip ) 
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        That’s because of how the number 2 is represented.

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    Didn’t realize Tommy Lee Jones was bartending these days

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    • Skibbidi ( Skibbidi@programming.dev ) 
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      Little or big?

  • arnaucaballe ( arnaucaballe@programming.dev ) 
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    good!

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