the “cheese” is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar
i live in nyc so i’m expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now


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my reason was i wanted pizza at 3am
You have to admire someone who wants pizza at 3am and actually does it from “scratch”. I aspire to be like that. I just eat 45 olives.
please do not aspire to be like me. for one thing, i was up at 3am and underemployed enough to have time to make this disaster
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