the “cheese” is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar
i live in nyc so i’m expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now
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I was never a huge fan of cheese, and cheese substitutes or at least the ones that i tried are so much worse. Some of them taste well enough, but have a consistency that makes my skin crawl. So i just do no cheese and it’s so much better imo.
focaccia has been on my to-make list for a while
I’m also not vegan lol
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my reason was i wanted pizza at 3am
You have to admire someone who wants pizza at 3am and actually does it from “scratch”. I aspire to be like that. I just eat 45 olives.
please do not aspire to be like me. for one thing, i was up at 3am and underemployed enough to have time to make this disaster
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The important question: did it taste good?
Literally the only question that matters.
no
You could have gotten actual vegan cheese instead of trying to make your own. I hear it’s quite good, too.
It is! But it was 3 am and the grocery stores are all closed
Ah, ok. That’s understandable. 🤣
Well, you can poison yourself as much as you want. Sounds disgusting, but who knows… Was it good? Because if it was, then you have done everything right – the only important characteristic of the pizza is if it tastes good to the owner.
it was edible
I mix olive oil with nutritional yeast and add some onion and garlic powder + salt and white pepper. It’s quite good! Adding vegan cooking cream will make the taste smoother. I also prefer to dribble the sauce here and there or use spoonfuls instead of spreading evenly. Definitely better than some of the cheese alternatives!
When your name is mentioned in Little Italy, everyone spits on the floor.
Why go so heavy on the improvised vegan cheese the first time? Tomato and BBQ base layer, onions, pineapple, sweetcorn, mushroom, whatever you like really. Maybe a light sprinkling of vegan cheese at most.
the cheese was so bad i wanted to just use it up
IT’S ALIIIVEEEE!
i should have been more alive the crust didn’t rise very well
Well you know what they say, if at first Frankenstein’s monster doesn’t quite cook the crust alright, you can always make another one.
next time I’m using real fake cheese
Better then Altoona pizza
American cheese would have been an upgrade from the tofu disaster I made, but it also would have made me fart a lot
But a cool knife you got there!
(Although I pinch my knife so it wouldn’t work for me but its pretty cool nonetheless)
Illegal in the UK if its over 8", despite the fact that we use metric here the home office are still using inches for some reason. Annex A
Over 8" - check (Assumed) Sharp point - check Has a portion of plain cutting edge - check Serrations - no, but it has holes instead Does it have more than 1 hole - check. Knife qualifies as a zombie knife.
Doesn’t the UK use some bizarre amalgamation of metric, and imperial?
Sort of, its really odd. Normally products have to be sold in metric. You buy a jar of honey, its sold as 454g, which is 1lbs. Milk is similar, its a round number of pints but the label says how many litres that is. But other things are entirely metric, a loaf of bread is usually 800g, petrol is sold in litres. People that drive use miles for distances but you run 5km. Temperature seems to be going more and more towards metric. Old people use imperial a lot more though too.
Ask someone their weight and you may get kg or stone as the answer. Stone being more likely the older they are.
Instructions unclear.
i certainly don’t have a license for hazardous materials handling in the UK so my pizza would have landed me in the slammer
it is a cool knife. it’s my roomate’s
pinch my knife
naughty
I’m allergic to dairy and wheat, so if I want pizza I have to get this stuff:
It’s not… horrible… I guess. It scratches the itch. But damn, I miss good pizza.
me too :( sometimes i just take Lactaid and suffer but i always regret it
I tried taking Benadryl before eating some stuff once. It worked at first but then I had a reaction after. Fortunately it wasn’t as bad as it could have been. I just felt like I got run over by a truck.
mushrooms?
It doesn’t look that bad.
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