the “cheese” is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar
i live in nyc so i’m expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now


Better then Altoona pizza
American cheese would have been an upgrade from the tofu disaster I made, but it also would have made me fart a lot