Yep, this was definitely traumatizing. You can tell by how quick their brain had to shut out this conversation and detour to a different topic. If you have this conversation too often, they will develop ADHD from that!
I think if you have this conversation that often they’ve got bigger issues with their memory…
It’s more confusing to explain their hatred towards it and all their religious bullshit on it rather than it itself.
Also, probably harder to explain some of their repressed sexuality honestly. “we’re all attracted to the opposite sex! you just have to hold it down!”
I like the story:
Little Timmy: Daddy why does Uncle Herb not have a wife? Daddy: Because Uncle Herb is gay. Little Timmy: Then why doesn’t he have a husband? Daddy: Because, Uncle Herb is poor, ugly and still lives in Grandma’s basement.
True gay acceptance.
And? Could they have a biscuit? How am I supposed to know whether being gay is OK if you leave questions unanswered like that.
What sort of biscuit was it anyway. Was it the healthy kind with the fibre?
Based on “mummy” I’m guessing we’re looking at biscuits in the British sense, which are generally sweet baked goods more akin to a cookie
I think straight people assume explaining homosexuality means you have to tell your kids how gay sex works in explicit detail.
homosexuality is rather easy to explain - yesyis-
